Yes! The world is unfair… and here we’re sitting at the top of the Seesaw feeling all high and mighty…
Almost doesn’t work
The basic strategy of software engineering seems to be to create something that almost doesn’t work.
(Which still trumps the hell out of something that almost works…)
Broad-minded
Wherever we went, it never took long before he was flirting with some girl. He was broad-minded in more than one sense.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Highlander with a cold
Star Wars is Highlander with a cold: There can be obi one…
Go to Jesus
For the airline industry it was a Come to Jesus Moment… the passengers, however, had more of a Go to Jesus Moment…
Names…
Everything worth mentioning has a name!
Egoism
– What are you doing?
– I’m looking out for number one!
– I disagree. Nothing you do is of any use to me!
Communicating with customer support
When communicating with customer support, make sure you use appropriate insults and curses.
I am become Darth
I am become Darth, destroyer of worlds.
Talkwards 