Superman: I have a kilty smother!
Batman: Why? You! *Growl*
2 hours of Crash! Bang! Bom! KA-POOOW! Ouch! F*ck! Grrrowl!
Batman: Sorry! I thought you said, “I have killed his mother!”
Superman: My mother’s name is Martha…
Batman: Cool! Mine too!
Superman: Well, Errr…. my adoptive mother…
Superman: But hey, let’s hang?
Batman: Ummm… OK!
Martha: Dinneeeee-eeeeer time!
Superman: Mom’s calling…
Batman: That’s my mom!
Superman: It’s not!
Batman: Is too!
Or, as the NerdNewsNetwork pointed out… why is this movie longer than 5 seconds (and why is the script longer than 69 words?):
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