How do you go about laughing at your own jokes?
Easy. Get a blog. Type the jokes as posts. Schedule the posts a year from now, or ten. Wait and enjoy!
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Fight to live another day
– You’re considered cruel and unusual, Sire!
– But why? I always let them fight to live another day!
– They’d rather it was the other way around…
We make the choice
We make the choice,
but the choice also makes us.
Energizer Bunny arrested
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
Hard Candy
I bet you’re thinking about the movie now, but this is just the kind of candy your dentist warned you about… the hard stuff!
Header image by Adam Zivner – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
POWER
– What program did you use to design this logo?
– PowerPoint?
– But why?
– Because… POWER!
Croak n’ Roll
Croak n’ Roll – funeral music for the new millennium.
The pint of no return
I have reached the pint of no return!
God save the Keg!
Title image by Bjørn Erik Pedersen – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
Lawsuit
– You look snazzy! Where are you going?
– Jury duty… I have my lawsuit on…
– Eh, that’s not exactly the meaning…
Talkwards 