
– How big is your imagination?
– It’s Fanta-sized…
– And I’d like a bloody stake…
– Do you want some fucking potatoes with that?
– Hmmm… actually… let’s do ordinary potatoes, and save the fucking for desert, OK?
So, this one may have been a bit blurry… or maybe I am… I may also have promised there wouldn’t be more candy… but you know… CANDY!
Header image by Stefano Mortellaro from Catania, Italy – Flickr, CC BY 2.0, Link
– Where do we store the suspenseful scene endings?
– In the cliff hangar…
You need cow-how to succeed as a livestock farmer!
– Have a fruit…
– What the hell? You bastard! Are you trying to prolong my suffering with healthiness and shit?
Ok, I warned you about this. However… I think… perhaps … there won’t be more candy now… perhaps… maybe…
Header image by Tiia Monto – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
– Wow! You look a bit singed, how did chem-lab go?
– It was a blast!
Jokes about German sausage is the wurst.