A life well lived will have failures.
If you do nothing in order to avoid failure, that’s a failure too…
Asides
Sleep depraved
– What… is he doing?
– He’s sleepwalking…
– But why does he… do that?
– He’s sleep depraved…
Muahahajave
Apple: Muahahajave!
Scram, scrum
Oh! You said Scrum? I thought you said scram…
It’s all fun and games…
“It’s all fun and games until someone divides by zero.”
/Seen on a T-shirt on “CSI: Cyber”
On a bender
“Hey! Korra, what happened?”
“I went on a bender.”
“I went on a bender.”
Central (c)heating
Central heating is like telling your boss your work effort will differ between days. You’ll put a little extra into having weekends and vacations and take a few hours off on work days…
My central “heating:” summers 35°C*, winters 19…
* Not that there’s really anything in place to bring the temperature down… but still…
Dead Drop
Oh, you meant dead drop? I thought I heard you say “drop dead…”
Living in a world with nukes
Living in a world with nukes is like allowing some of the guys to bring their plugged-in toaster into the pool; as long as they don’t drop it, everyone is safe…
Shoe tossing
“Why are people tossing shoes?”
“Because they’ve grown tired of waiting for the other shoe to drop…”
“But won’t they both drop eventually?”
“Not if you have a vigilant Estate and Traffic Administration…”
Header image by Nick Wiebe – Own work, CC BY 2.5, Link
