“Where did the ax murderer go?”
“He went out to do some chopping…”
“He went out to do some chopping…”
Asides
Elf Scent
“The currency of my fantasy world is the Elf Dollar. It can be divided into Elf Cents…”
“Elf scent? Who’d pay to sniff an elf?”
“Elf scent? Who’d pay to sniff an elf?”
Nun-tacos
Stay back! Or I will devastate you with my Nun-Tacos!
The Emperor’s New Clothes
Aspies: people that are unable to see the Emperor’s new clothes…
The Jogging Pill
I’m still waiting for someone to invent the jogging pill!
It will totally revolutionize public health!
Packaging and Idiots
I claim there’s a lot of packaging out there that’s been designed by idiots… however, I’m willing to accept if those idiots claim that the problem with the packaging is that it was opened by an idiot…
Winfoes
I had a slip on the keyboard and produced the following word:
Winfoes
Yep! My unconscious is definitely on my side of things…
A Walk in the Park
“This should be a walk in the park.”
“Indeed. Let’s see if it’s going to be an am or pm walk in the park…”
“Indeed. Let’s see if it’s going to be an am or pm walk in the park…”
People are Dying
Old and sick people are dying at this hospital! What the fuck are the politicians doing?
Because you do get 3 lives, right? With the option to buy more if you level high enough? Right?
I’m not saying the political discourse in society today is childish… only that it has a very puerile quality to it…
You Shouldn’t Have
A: Oh, you shouldn’t have…
B: No problem at all…
A: It is a problem… and that’s why you shouldn’t have…
