It’s easy to seem smart if you only speak when you know what you’re talking about…
Asides
Unpleasant truths
I might need to rethink my blogging strategy…We’re talking Fur
“We’re talking fur here!”
“No, you’re not.”
“Of course we are, feel how soft it is!”
“You’re talking English. Fur is a Nilo-Saharan language spoken by the Fur of Darfur in Western Sudan.”
“You’re suffering from Wikipedia…”
MUDE – Multi-User Disconnected Experience
I’m building a MUDE: Multi-User Disconnected Experience… also known as writing a book…
Snowflake
“Snowflake!”
“Oh, great. You’re quoting Fight Club… It’s sad you didn’t get that movie. Its message is that people with your attitude are way extreme. There are many things in the movie that could have told you that, but the exploding skyscrapers in the end definitely should have.”
Unexpected consequences of falling asleep while listening to music
Unexpected consequences of falling asleep while listening to music:
Do you like Paula Abdul or that bad, bad blood?
Since I was, in fact, “sleep listening” to “Bad Blood” I have to assume I liked “that bad, bad blood” but since I was dreaming I can’t be sure…
A Bouquet to Die For
This bottle of red rum is a rellik. It’s a bouquet to die for!
Subconscious Unconscious
As a submariner I’m always subconscious at work… however, I also get a lot of help from my unconscious.
This isn’t how I remember it, it must have happened in a parallel universe…
This isn’t how I remember it. Obviously, I’m from a parallel universe where what I remember is true and now I’ve moved to this one where it isn’t. That must be it! Yay for me and my perfect memory!
Medicine without Science
Medicine without science is as stupid as drilling a hole in your head… which, of course is exactly what they did…
