“If any person can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their breath…”
“Ahem. I feel I have to speak… out of self-preservation…”
“If any person can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their breath…”
“Ahem. I feel I have to speak… out of self-preservation…”
“Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus!”
“You’re wrong… human flesh does not taste sweet at all… it’s more of a papery texture with a definite undertone of red wine…”
At first, I thought this was a sign of a Microsoft programmer with too much time on their hands, but then I realized that of course, in Australia, where they are upside down, they need the selection to move upwards when pressing enter!
And left/right is for places where everything is politicized… “No communist/fascist selections in my home!”
I just installed a new hard drive in my NAS. It makes sounds that suggest I should stay clear of the blast radius when it breaks down…
Header image: By © Raimond Spekking / CC BY-SA 4.0, Link
Grownups are always talking about how the children will save the world. The only reason children don’t question that they are pinning their hopes on someone that isn’t even allowed to vote is likely because they are children… and possibly one or two among them are shrewd enough to realize that if they just nod in agreement, once they grow up they can pull the same fast one with their own children and then live their lives as they see fit with no regards to the future…
What time is it right now? Half-past…
FUCK!
Time flies will eat your life… alive… and to death… Horrendous creatures!
The world’s nuclear powers keep each other in check by something called mutually assisted suicide…
Fun with words:
For all in tents and campers…
“Nobody feels worse about this than we do.”
“Right. The widowers and the orphans feel worse about this than you do.”