“The polar ice is melting!”
“Can I still have ice in my drinks?”
“Uh, sure…”
“So, what’s the problem?”
“Can I still have ice in my drinks?”
“Uh, sure…”
“So, what’s the problem?”
Header image by George Hodan, CC0, Link
Asides
Free as in Freaky Integrity Violations
It turns out social media is free as in freaky integrity violations.
Mouse Curser
Mouse Curser: You damned rat bastard mouse of a bitch!
You are mistaken
“I’m sorry, you are mistaken.”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
World Peace and an End to Famine
That the same person is able to shake their head at beauty pageant contestants that want world peace and an end to famine and then turn around and require an end to immigration baffles me. If your moral compass is intact they are just two ways of saying the same thing.
Off Course
“We’re lost!”
“Off course we are!”
“Off course we are!”
Practice
Practice is the destroyer of theory.
Constipated detective…
“I’m writing a story about a constipated detective…”
“No shit, Sherlock!”
“No shit, Sherlock!”
Nice Mother
Nice mother rhymes with smother…
In case you’re wondering why your childhood wasn’t perfect.
Pretending it never happened
Contrary to popular opinion, pretending [insert problem here] never happened isn’t going to make it go away. It’s going to make it come back…
Update: After watching a documentary about the alt-right movement I’ve decided to include my original thought:
Contrary to popular opinion, pretending the second world war never happened isn’t going to make it go away. It’s going to make it come back…
