The question we’re all asking: will we get Brexit or Break-Shit?
War on Terror is like trying to protect your kids from all the horrible things and persons out there in the world by locking them up in the basement…
…just to realize, when the police storms in and arrests you, that you’ve become one of those horrible persons out there that would lock kids up in basements…
Hard-boiled, shoot-em’-first action bores me. The hero always gets away with some version of Deus Ex Machine Gun.
I find the technical evolution of monitor screens and TVs depressing…
Where’s my Touch Screen-wallpaper?!
If I suddenly started hearing voices, I’d ask them to tell me something I didn’t already know… Who knows, what secrets I might uncover?
We have decided to take the climate to court for unprofessional conduct. If there was such a huge problem, why haven’t the climate said something before?
I pressed ctrl-shit-x in Excel and then everything turned to crap…
“Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?”
“Can you get by with a Christler?”
“You Sir, have goat prices!”
“Well, you can’t tell me they’re sheep…”
Ending all wars are easy. Everybody just has to get rid of their weapons.
The hard part is; who starts?