1. Read “The Selfish Gene”
2. Totally misunderstand the ending
3. “Invent” the “meme”
I once had a boss who practiced a Game-of-Thrones-type of management style…
When it comes to data security, I don’t back down… I back up.
I went out to get a dark blue hat, but now people tell me it’s dork blue…
I’ve selected three letters in a six-letter word, and in the status bar, it says I’ve selected 1 word. Shouldn’t it say I’ve selected ½ words?
He’s the kind of person that would bring a gun to a knife fight and a pizzeria to a bar fight…
Every new neighbor has drilled in the concrete wall adjacent to my living room. I imagine it’s a virtual Lascaux Cave in that place by now.
Judge: Since this is a rainy day you’re looking at life in prison, son. Bring me ice cream and we might slap a possibility of parole on it…
Helen Back walks into a bar.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
If you don’t like what I write, you can take comfort in the fact that I don’t like what you think.