Asides
Unpleasant truths

We’re talking Fur
“We’re talking fur here!”
“No, you’re not.”
“Of course we are, feel how soft it is!”
“You’re talking English. Fur is a Nilo-Saharan language spoken by the Fur of Darfur in Western Sudan.”
“You’re suffering from Wikipedia…”
MUDE – Multi-User Disconnected Experience
Snowflake
“Snowflake!”
“Oh, great. You’re quoting Fight Club… It’s sad you didn’t get that movie. Its message is that people with your attitude are way extreme. There are many things in the movie that could have told you that, but the exploding skyscrapers in the end definitely should have.”
Unexpected consequences of falling asleep while listening to music
Unexpected consequences of falling asleep while listening to music:
Since I was, in fact, “sleep listening” to “Bad Blood” I have to assume I liked “that bad, bad blood” but since I was dreaming I can’t be sure…
A Bouquet to Die For
Subconscious Unconscious
This isn’t how I remember it, it must have happened in a parallel universe…
Medicine without Science

Medicine without science is as stupid as drilling a hole in your head… which, of course is exactly what they did…