It is logical… just not in a rational way…
Asides
Veganism
Veganism: No harm, no fowl.
Incomprehensible, Painful, Harmless
My jokes can be graded on a scale between incomprehensible and painful, with harmless as a forgiving middle point.
Personal Insults
Thank you for resorting to personal insults. That tells me you don’t have anything of value to add.
The Ultimate Form of Shallowness
Racism is the ultimate form of shallowness…
Dramatic Kitchen Utensils
Yesterday my girlfriend and I were spooning, but her brother’s girlfriend kinda forked in. Which unfortunately made her brother come at us with a knife. I decided my plate was full, and to not stir the pot anymore I excused myself…
Cake
You cannot have the cake and eat the cake, but hopefully, you can keep it…
Curses and incantations
Anything is possible… with the proper curses and incantations!
RPG Holiday Generator
RPG Holiday Generator:
Every second month the festival of Dhrankhaz is celebrated. It is a holiday associated with folly, inebriation and general escape from reality. The festivities last for a glorious seventy-two days and nights.
Crushing Injuries from Coronavirus
“The patient is suffering from internal bleeding due to crushing injuries. It’s fair to say it’s attributable to the coronavirus…”
“How do you get crushing injuries from a virus?!”
“When the toilet paper tower comes crashing down…”
“How do you get crushing injuries from a virus?!”
“When the toilet paper tower comes crashing down…”
