I’m trying to escape Windows folders, but I’m stuck!
You know you’re in trouble when you find yourself wishing the DELETE-clause had a WITH STATS 10 setting…
Let’s not have a world war. I’ve heard it’s really not good for you. I mean, I don’t get all the details, but they say it’s a bad idea so I guess we’ll steer clear of it… Right?
Sports commentator 1: He’s from a completely different universe when it comes to soccer.
Sports commentator 2: Yeah, and he’s made of energy and he eats gravitation.
Sports commentator 1: But he plays soccer like no one else.
What scares me most about nuclear non-proliferation is the nuclear triad. I mean, what idiot decided it was a good idea to give nukes to the mafia?
“I love puppies!”
“Yeah? Cooked or fried? Perhaps grilled?”
A: Can I give you a little bit of unsolicited advice?
A: You do understand the definition of unsolicited, right?
Bath foam formula stolen by bubble agent.
1. Read “The Selfish Gene”
2. Totally misunderstand the ending
3. “Invent” the “meme”
I once had a boss who practiced a Game-of-Thrones-type of management style…