Her name is Mandi Belle and she bites…
Asides
Java(Script) Gripe
Java(Script) Gripe: Ham is to Hamster what Java is to JavaScript!
Threats and coercion
Right, you’re threatening me with your lawyer in order to coerce me into doing things your way… If only threats and coercion were illegal…
A TNT
“There’s a huge crater where your house used to be!”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
The Tragic Human Condition
The tragedy of the human condition is that if someone’s shit is better than everybody else’s shit, suddenly their shit is the best…
Baldly Moving On
Things got hairy, and we had a close shave. Now we’re baldly moving on…
Asteroids
– I find this anti-doping nonsense ridiculous!
– Uh-hu…
– I mean even the earth has steroids!
– The earth?
– Yeah… A-steroids!
JPA: @OneTooMany Annotations
JPA: @OneTooMany Annotations…
Nope, it’s still faster, easier and less memory intensive to just store simple XML in the file system… I figure out… two weeks later… š
Failed encouragement
Failed encouragement:
– You’re not supposed to lose weight because you’re ugly, but because it’s healthy.
– Well, fuck you too!
How (not) to teach someone to swim…
How to teach someone to swim: Throw them in at the deep end.
Whoever came up with that idea has either never tried to learn to swim or swims like a dog…
