The best way to handle over-the-top self-criticism is to not take it too personally.
Asides
Flavor
“This dish is fantastic, where did you get the recipe?”
“A master chef I know. He owed me a flavor.”
Gifted
My name is Ted…
My name is Ted…
My name is Ted…
GIF-Ted.
My name is Ted…
My name is Ted…
GIF-Ted.
Amuse me!
I need a muse! Amuse me!
Sherlock-Mode
When clearing up a mess*, rather than thinking you’re a cleaner having to clean up someone else’s shit, think that you are Sherlock Holmes trying to solve a mystery.
* In my case this is mostly about programming… it can also be problems I caused when writing (but then I’m only blaming someone else when it was a character’s fault… š )
Morgan Freeway
Morgan Freeman… or as the people with non-PC opinions they need to get shared likes to call him:Ā Morgan Freeway.
P.s. No, I’m willing to bet he never said a single one of the above statements! D.s.
Try to swim
My average support session:
Me: Help! I’m drowning.
Support: Hey! Sad to hear that. Have you tried to swim?
Leaving a Mark on this World
It seems virtually all human behavior centers on leaving a mark on this world. Those marks then belong in one of three categories; scorch marks, love bites or screaming, pooping babies.
Destine
Scotlands most secret clan: Clan Destine…
Prejudiced brain
I may, at times come off as an asshole, but that’s just my brain being prejudiced…
