I need to install a denial of DOS service for my computer… how do I prevent Windows from being installed?
The problem with politics today is that too many politicians and political agendas have slumpatizers instead of sympathizers…
Watching medical dramas when tired can have the strangest results:
Wait? What? They’re giving her a paralegal drip?!
I think my neighbor is playing music. Or moving heavy furniture. It’s not always obvious which is which.
Listening to 90-ies Euro Disco: Hahaha! They were really clueless. They’ve put a mobile signal in the song! Ummm… and in the next song? Ahh! Damn! Where’s my phone?
I know Trudy and I know Ruth. But I have no clue who this Truth you’re talking about is.
“We’ve put up the Christmas decorations!”
“Nice… how many megawatts of my future are they consuming?”
The best way to handle over-the-top self-criticism is to not take it too personally.