“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
– I find this anti-doping nonsense ridiculous!
– I mean even the earth has steroids!
– The earth?
– Yeah… A-steroids!
JPA: @OneTooMany Annotations…
Nope, it’s still faster, easier and less memory intensive to just store simple XML in the file system… I figure out… two weeks later… 😐
– You’re not supposed to lose weight because you’re ugly, but because it’s healthy.
– Well, fuck you too!
How to teach someone to swim: Throw them in at the deep end.
Whoever came up with that idea has either never tried to learn to swim or swims like a dog…