We’ve got so much in common! You’re a therapist and I need therapy…
Asides
Big Slab of Stone
Writing the first draft of my new novel I produce some sentences and paragraphs that force me to remember that even the most gorgeous marble statue begun as a big slab of bulky stone.
Flair for the Dramatic
“Why the hell did you shoot a flare into the gas tank?”
“I have a flare for the dramatic…”
“I have a flare for the dramatic…”
A Million Bucks
A: How are you feeling?
B: Like a million bucks… in coins… was dumped on my head…
B: Like a million bucks… in coins… was dumped on my head…
Perfect Pasta
Perfect Pasta: Deus ex Macaroni…
We’re writing a book… me and my characters…
We’re writing a book… me and my characters…
Irrational Logic
It is logical… just not in a rational way…
Veganism
Veganism: No harm, no fowl.
Incomprehensible, Painful, Harmless
My jokes can be graded on a scale between incomprehensible and painful, with harmless as a forgiving middle point.
Personal Insults
Thank you for resorting to personal insults. That tells me you don’t have anything of value to add.
