So, I just watched “Ant-Man and the Wasp” and it seems, nowadays every Avengers movie ends with th-anus dust-up…
Asides
Project success
There are two ways to handle a project successfully; do it well, or don’t do it at all.
US to Europe
In some senses, the relationship between the United States and Europe is like that of a child’s relationship to a senile, racist, drunken parent that has to be saved from themselves over and over.
Limited edition
I may not be perfect but I am a limited edition.
Totally Insane User Interaction
I got a TotallyInsaneUserInteractionMicrosoftWillNeverTalkToYouAgainError…
What do I do?
(No, the joke isn’t the “totally insanely” long error name…)
The polar ice is melting
“The polar ice is melting!”
“Can I still have ice in my drinks?”
“Uh, sure…”
“So, what’s the problem?”
“Can I still have ice in my drinks?”
“Uh, sure…”
“So, what’s the problem?”
Header image by George Hodan, CC0, Link
Free as in Freaky Integrity Violations
It turns out social media is free as in freaky integrity violations.
Mouse Curser
Mouse Curser: You damned rat bastard mouse of a bitch!
You are mistaken
“I’m sorry, you are mistaken.”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
World Peace and an End to Famine
That the same person is able to shake their head at beauty pageant contestants that want world peace and an end to famine and then turn around and require an end to immigration baffles me. If your moral compass is intact they are just two ways of saying the same thing.
