I’m literally writing a book… Or, at least outlining it. Okay, so maybe it’s figuratively a book and literally an outline…
Asides
Denial of DOS Service
I need to install a denial of DOS service for my computer… how do I prevent Windows from being installed?
Slumpatizer
The problem with politics today is that too many politicians and political agendas have slumpatizers instead of sympathizers…
Paralegal Drip
Watching medical dramas when tired can have the strangest results:
Wait? What? They’re giving her a paralegal drip?!
American murder robots
At the same time in a poor village far from where you are right now:
“Mom, why are the American murder robots called drones?”
“Honey, I don’t know, perhaps because it sounds better?”
Refurnishing.
I think my neighbor is playing music. Or moving heavy furniture. It’s not always obvious which is which.
Mobile Signal In Music
Listening to 90-ies Euro Disco: Hahaha! They were really clueless. They’ve put a mobile signal in the song! Ummm… and in the next song? Ahh! Damn! Where’s my phone?
Truth
I know Trudy and I know Ruth. But I have no clue who this Truth you’re talking about is.
Christmas Decorations
“We’ve put up the Christmas decorations!”
“Nice… how many megawatts of my future are they consuming?”
“Nice… how many megawatts of my future are they consuming?”
Self-criticism
The best way to handle over-the-top self-criticism is to not take it too personally.
