Godzilla vs King Kong
in Hong Kong
Not that I’m judging!
A: Why did you punch the guy with the fashionable clothes over there?
B: I was striking a poser…
“The Knock-Out”; Dreadnought of the Fearless class…
Bath foam formula stolen by bubble agent.
Helen Back walks into a bar.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
My dog has a cold: Snotweiler…
This bottle of red rum is a rellik. It’s a bouquet to die for!
As a submariner I’m always subconscious at work… however, I also get a lot of help from my unconscious.
I tried to learn the piano but had to quit since I kept going off on a tangent…
“Why the hell did you shoot a flare into the gas tank?”
“I had a flare for the dramatic…”