What time is it right now? Half-past…
FUCK!
Time flies will eat your life… alive… and to death… Horrendous creatures!
Tag Archives: Puns
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For all in tents…
Fun with words:
For all in tents and campers…
The Sort
Lawyer: We intend to prove our client had no knowledge of the sort.
Prosecutor: We have definite proof the defendant had intimate knowledge of the so called Sort!
Judge: Well, we’re here to sort this out.
Journalist: Judge in Sorting Case just Sorted!
Let Snot Go There
“Let ‘snot go there,” he snorted.
Godzilla vs King Kong
Godzilla vs King Kong
in Hong Kong
playing ping-pong.
Not that I’m judging!
Striking a poser
A: Why did you punch the guy with the fashionable clothes over there?
B: I was striking a poser…
Spaceship
Spaceship:
“The Knock-Out”; Dreadnought of the Fearless class…
Bubble agent
Bath foam formula stolen by bubble agent.
Helen Back
Helen Back walks into a bar.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
Talkwards 