Bath foam formula stolen by bubble agent.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
“I had a flare for the dramatic…”
“Hey, what happened? Did you fall into the lake?”
“I hate my parents…”
“Make a wish my boyfriend said, and when I did he threw me into a well…”
“That’s horrible! But how is it your parent’s fault…?”
“I know I shouldn’t date idiots, but still… if they hadn’t named me Penny…”