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Tag Archives: Puns
Helen Back
Helen Back walks into a bar.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
Snotweiler
My dog has a cold: Snotweiler…
A Bouquet to Die For
This bottle of red rum is a rellik. It’s a bouquet to die for!
Subconscious Unconscious
As a submariner I’m always subconscious at work… however, I also get a lot of help from my unconscious.
Going off on a Tangent
I tried to learn the piano but had to quit since I kept going off on a tangent…
Flair for the Dramatic
“Why the hell did you shoot a flare into the gas tank?”
“I had a flare for the dramatic…”
“I had a flare for the dramatic…”
Perfect Pasta
Perfect Pasta: Deus ex Macaroni…
Veganism
Veganism: No harm, no fowl.
Make a Wish
“Hey, what happened? Did you fall into the lake?”
“I hate my parents…”
“Why?”
“Make a wish my boyfriend said, and when I did he threw me into a well…”
“That’s horrible! But how is it your parent’s fault…?”
“I know I shouldn’t date idiots, but still… if they hadn’t named me Penny…”
