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I love writing, computers, puns... and can sometimes be spiritual, or mindful.

Drug Empire

A: I’m starting a drug empire to sell mouth water.

B: But mouth water isn’t a drug…

A: Well… I might sell other stuff as well, like diapers and bananas and I’ll use all the drug empire methods… part from all the killing, of course.

B: Right. A supermarket then?