A: “The End.” Yay! Done!
B laughs loudly and viciously: No you’re not. You’re not even halfway. Now comes editing!
I am of 3/4 Swedish and 1/4 unknown ancestry… however, being a Homo Sapiens I also claim African descent…
I am also curious as to why all actor profiles on IMDB speaks of people’s ancestry… It’s almost worth trying to get into some movie as an extra just to be able to put the above in my own profile… Can you have a profile as a moviegoer? I mean, IMDB is falling apart anyway…
I asked the police for condoms. They threatened to arrest me. So much for “Protect and Serve”!
Did, the coronavirus just give the expression “2020 Hindsight” a new meaning?
“My apartment’s been overtaken by hostile demon forces!”
Yeah! I feel you. Happens to me all the time!
When things started to spin out of control we had to concede it was probably fool o’clock in the morning and time to call it a day.
“I’m sorry. I can’t be your boyfriend. I’m rude and I’m a challenge to anyone, and you’re already challenged enough…”
I manipulate people, but I’m not an evil person… I do it for their own good…
My dog has a cold: Snotweiler…
“Want some whine with that?”
“Thank’s I’ll manage with a Shot the Hell Up.”