Java(Script) Gripe: Ham is to Hamster what Java is to JavaScript!
Threats and coercion
Right, you’re threatening me with your lawyer in order to coerce me into doing things your way… If only threats and coercion were illegal…
Too much 3D sound
“Oh, that was the singer? I thought it was some creep standing behind me screaming obscenities…”
Why we’ll never see 100% realistic 3D sound on concerts…
A TNT
“There’s a huge crater where your house used to be!”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
Survivor
“My parents are both musicians. You could say I’m a soul survivor…”
The Tragic Human Condition
The tragedy of the human condition is that if someone’s shit is better than everybody else’s shit, suddenly their shit is the best…
Baldly Moving On
Things got hairy, and we had a close shave. Now we’re baldly moving on…
The Technological Singularity and the Fear of AI
Some people are concerned that the end of humanity might be around the corner if the technological singularity occurs (i.e. we create an AI that can improve itself and does so with increasing speed until it is many times smarter than humans.)
I think, if an AI starts developing in this way, that sucker will sit there and churn until it figures out how to travel to the stars, and that’ll be the last we ever see of it.
Why would it want to hang around and fight us humans for a pale blue dot in a virtuallyĀ infinite universe?
That whole fear is so incredibly earth-centric!
I’d be more concerned about powerful AI:s that isn’t self-aware but instead controlled by the selfish, fearful wishes of humans…
Asteroids
– I find this anti-doping nonsense ridiculous!
– Uh-hu…
– I mean even the earth has steroids!
– The earth?
– Yeah… A-steroids!
JPA: @OneTooMany Annotations
JPA: @OneTooMany Annotations…
Nope, it’s still faster, easier and less memory intensive to just store simple XML in the file system… I figure out… two weeks later… š
