Thin and Narrow

She was thin and narrow. Her siblings called her ugly. I thought she was beautiful.

When the two-legged ones came they threw her to the ground. One of them even stepped on her, squashing her open.

I watched her for days, halfway buried there in the dirt. She started decaying. I feared she was gone for this world. And for what? Being thin and narrow?

After a week she sprang roots, digging into the ground, and not soon after she reached for the azure skies.

At first, she was just a twig with two leaves on top. She did not even reach above the high grass. I teased her and called her Sprout. She bent in the wind and I think she laughed.

The storms came, pushed her almost flat to the ground. Some of the others broke, one was uprooted. I called to her to hold on to her leaves and cling to the ground. Her roots, dug deep, held her in place and her leaves trashing in the gale persisted.

The tempests subsided and she stood once more, a twig with two leaves on top that laughed in the wind when I called her Sprout.

By the first summer, she was already taller than her siblings. But she was thin and narrow, and the others called her ugly. If she even heard she cared less for them and more for the sun and the singing breeze in her leaves.

That winter the rains came stronger than ever before, and the floods rinsed some of the others away. The water stood so high only her top leaves reached above the surface. All of her siblings were submerged completely.

I told her to hold on but the strongest torrent dragged her under, only a flicker of dark leaves showing now and then through the milky brown stream. It lasted for hours. I was sure she was uprooted, gone from this world, but when the waters finally subsided she rose once more.

By the second spring, she stood taller and prouder than all the others, still thin and narrow, her branches reached farther, and her roots dug deeper.

She sang in the wind and by late spring she bloomed, and her blooms were just like she had once been, thin and narrow. Her siblings called them ugly. I thought they were beautiful.

The bees and the butterflies came. They stopped at her flowers, but soon flew on, and after a while, they flew past her completely. She stood in silent confusion, reaching her branches higher, but they remained unnoticed, rejected.

By sundown, her silent leaves hung from her sloping branches. I think I heard her sigh in the dark of night, but I told her to hold on and she seemed to straighten some.

The moon rose, full and pale, and a shrill, piercing sound came through the night. Something clung to one of her branches, then something else. Then many others. One flew across the moon drawing the silhouette of a bat.

The others called them ugly, closing the petals of their flowers. She reached out offering them hers. And when the others were visited by bees and butterflies in the sunlight, she was visited by bats under a silvery moon.

By late summer she bore fruit, and they were just like she had once been, thin and narrow. Her siblings called them ugly. I thought they were beautiful.

When the two-legged ones came she stretched out, eagerly presenting her hard-earned fruits, but they looked at them, scoffed and turned away. Her bark darkened, her leaves trembled, but there wasn’t much she could do.

By the time the sun sat perched on the horizon, she was the only one whose offerings had not yet been sampled, not even considered. She stood stunned, subdued.

Suddenly a bluejay landed in her foliage, picked at one of her fruits. It felt as if she held her breath as to not scare it away, but it still flew after only one quick taste.

Her siblings said the bats had poisoned her. She shouldn’t have given her flowers to them.

I kept watch over her through the night. Her trunk turned ashen, her leaves silently shivering on her sagging boughs. I think she wept.

The next day two birds came. They only stayed for a moment, only tasted a few of her fruits before departing again. It seemed her efforts as to no avail, doomed to fall untouched, unappreciated to the ground.

I told her to hold on and in spite of defeat, she stretched for the skies once more, tall, silent and proud.

On the third day, the monkeys came. They squealed and chased each other along her branches throwing as much of her fruit on the ground as they ate, but they did eat. And her foliage murmured once more.

A week later she held a chirping, shrieking market of monkeys and birds in her arms, all squabbling with one another, all fighting over her offerings.

The others watched, dark and silent but for their creaking, clean-picked limbs. They called her ugly, but I couldn’t say if it was in contempt or envy.

And through it all, I could hear the breeze in her leaves and this time I knew she was laughing.

Four keywords to spot a self-lie

Do you lie to yourself?

You probably do. We all do.

Do you know how to spot such a lie?

That may be a bit trickier, but there are four keywords you can be on the lookout for. When they rear their heads you know you’re lying to yourself.

The keywords are:

  • Everybody
  • Nobody
  • Always
  • Never

Whenever these words appear in things you say about yourself you can assume the statement isn’t true.

Statements such as, “nobody loves me,” or “I’ll never be able to get this right” are in almost all cases untrue.

Sure, you may in fact never get that advanced course in quantum physics right… but I refuse to believe anyone is unable to get anything right!

In a philosophical/logical sense, a statement like “nobody loves me” essentially requires that you know what every person in the whole world thinks about you, or doesn’t think about you…

The problem is that your unconscious seems to take these statements at face value, and if you can convince yourself that nobody loves you, your unconscious will start seeping misery into your life just because you were sloppy with words…

These keywords can also appear in things other people say about themselves or someone else. You can assume they are just not true in those cases as well.

When we make statements that can affect how we think about ourselves, such huge concepts as everybody, nobody, always and never, are best remodeled into something less enormous, or simply called out for being untrue!

Burqa Bans

Burqa bans amaze and confuse me!

As far as I can tell we’re talking about a bunch of guys wanting to liberate Muslim women from being forced by a bunch of guys to wear certain clothes… by forcing them not to wear certain clothes.

Color me confused, but where’s the difference?

I’m certain all feminists are enraged about the fact that a bunch of men is making laws about what women are allowed to wear! Heck, that there are laws specifically about women’s clothes at all! Right?

I’m thinking like this: What if I was forced to flee (from Sweden) to another country. And in this country they were nudists… and my clothes pissed them off so much they decided to make clothes illegal…

Maybe I’d acclimatize enough to walk out the door stark naked, but if I was forced to walk out that door naked, I’d probably stay home.

If there has to be a ban, how about a ban on making laws telling women what to wear?

Important question

Day 1

A: I have a very important question for you.

B: Shoot.

A stares intensely at B. After an uncomfortably long period of silence:

B: So what’s the question?

A: Thanks.

B: Eh? What just happened?

A: I was wondering if you could read minds.

Day 2

A: I have a very important question for you.

B: What? If I can read minds?

A: Ah-hah! I knew you were lying yesterday!

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