I feel like I need to clarify something. When I said the book was paper view, I meant that it was made of paper and could be viewed, not that you could pay per page, although it does have paper pages… oh, I feel I’m being unclear again!
For all in tents…
Fun with words:
For all in tents and campers…
Nobody feels worse about this than we do
“Nobody feels worse about this than we do.”
“Right. The widowers and the orphans feel worse about this than you do.”
Lawyer: We intend to prove our client had no knowledge of the sort.
Prosecutor: We have definite proof the defendant had intimate knowledge of the so called Sort!
Judge: Well, we’re here to sort this out.
Journalist: Judge in Sorting Case just Sorted!
Utterly Fucked Up Solutions
The Ritual Magic of IT Project Estimation
Human Rights and the Speed of Light
The value of a human life is like the speed of light.
- It is always constant, regardless of the circumstances. And just like the universe bends to the effects of the constant speed of light, society should bend to the effects of the constant value of a human life.
- Just like the speed of light is the highest value for speed, the value of a human life should be the highest value.
Black Underwear Event
“I’m having a party this weekend. I’ll invite you if you promise to behave.”
“Hah! What’s the dress code?”
“It’s a black underwear event…”
God is a human construct
“God is a human construct…”
“Sure. A recipe are also a human construct but that doesn’t mean we don’t need food…”