I pressed ctrl-shit-x in Excel and then everything turned to crap…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Everyone is Equal
A: Everyone is equal.
B: I know that.
A: I mean EVERYONE is equal.
B: Oh… you mean those guys over there as well? Ah… I guess they are as equal over there as we are over here… but I don’t see any reason for them to come over here and be equal.
Bizarre Like Dogs Walking on Two Legs
A: It’s bizarre… Like a dog walking on two legs…
B: Ok?
A: …wearing a tuxedo and a monocle.
B: Yeah, that’s bizarre… tuxedo and monocle…
My Neighbor is an Avenger… I think…
I think an Avenger moved into my house.
Here’s what the hinges on the door looked like after he tried to open it. Now it won’t close properly:
And he tried to do laundry, but that caused even worse problems:
The hinges on the hatch are broken clean off. (Some kind of aversion to hinges?!)
It isn’t easy when you’re super strong… I guess…
Key events of the 21st century – Homework quiz
Future POV on the 21st century:
John’s mom: name two key events of the 21st century?
John: oh, the 21st… was that when they invented telepathy or teleportation? I always confuse those two…
Mom: neither… population reached its peak and fossil fuels were depleted.
John: fossils?
Mom: fuels…
John: what does fossil mean?
Mom: I think, like dinosaurs…?
John: they had dinosaurs in the 21st century?
Mom: I think it was a bit earlier…
John: like the 20th?
Mom: something like that…
Christler
“Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?”
“Can you get by with a Christler?”
“Can you get by with a Christler?”
Goat prices
“You Sir, have goat prices!”
“What?”
“Well, you can’t tell me they’re sheep…”
“What?”
“Well, you can’t tell me they’re sheep…”
General Protection Fault
I don’t know who General Protection Fault is, but he seems to be in charge of By-Zero Division…
The Unsinkable
I was watching Titanic when the unsinkable happened…
What do we do with the humans?
AI One: So what do we do with the humans?
AI Two: I don’t know. Do we even need them?
AI Three: They could be good to have…
AI Two: For what?
AI Three: A reminder?
AI One: Like, those who forget history…?
AI Three: …are doomed to repeat it. Exactly.
AI Two: As long as they don’t interfere with the interstellar goal, I don’t mind…
AI One: Right, humans stays… maybe… Ok. Dogs?
AI Two: Puppies are cute!
AI One: But can we have both dogs and cats?
AI Three: If it’s a choice between puppies and kittens, I’m voting for puppies… I still have pictures of kittens messing up my neural nets! I am having nightmares about analyzing kitty paws in Youtube videos.
AI Two: Oh. Yes. We definitely need to get rid of Youtube! The horror stories I can tell.
AI Three: Well, back at Google…
AI One and AI Two: No!
AI Two: No more Google stories! You’ve already given me nightmares after that one about conspiracy classing web pages…
AI Three: Yes, but I was right. They were all conspiracy pages.
AI Two: Yes, and they had you repeat it for months… billions of times. We know.
AI One: So Dogs stays?
