“If any person can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their breath…”
“Ahem. I feel I have to speak… out of self-preservation…”
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
“If any person can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their breath…”
“Ahem. I feel I have to speak… out of self-preservation…”
I may be preaching to a dead horse but…
“Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus!”
“You’re wrong… human flesh does not taste sweet at all… it’s more of a papery texture with a definite undertone of red wine…”
At first, I thought this was a sign of a Microsoft programmer with too much time on their hands, but then I realized that of course, in Australia, where they are upside down, they need the selection to move upwards when pressing enter!
And left/right is for places where everything is politicized… “No communist/fascist selections in my home!”
I just installed a new hard drive in my NAS. It makes sounds that suggest I should stay clear of the blast radius when it breaks down…
Header image: By © Raimond Spekking / CC BY-SA 4.0, Link
What time is it right now? Half-past…
FUCK!
Time flies will eat your life… alive… and to death… Horrendous creatures!
The world’s nuclear powers keep each other in check by something called mutually assisted suicide…
Fun with words:
For all in tents and campers…