Boss: It seems the new AI-powered customer service function is a success… people are actually upset when we step in to do some human interaction.
Programmer: We know, it’s a problem we’re trying to solve.
Boss: What? That they like to talk to the AI? Why would we want them not to?
Programmer: We based it off of a sex bot…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Different
90% of people: It’s OK that you’re not exactly like me. I’m sure we can make this work anyway.
The other 10%: We can’t accommodate people being different. How do you think the world would look if we allowed everybody to be different? Get in line and adapt! … You can do it!
Hallucinators
Alien overlord: So, about this…?
Assistant: Helios… or Sol. It has many names.
Overlord: Right, was it the fifth planet?
Assistant: The third.
Overlord: Ok. And they’re called hallucinators?
Assistant: It seems a fitting term. They hallucinate when they dream, when they interact with many types of written language, when they watch, so called, visual narratives not to mention when they think about their future. It’s hard to tell when they don’t hallucinate.
Overlord: Right. So the recommendation?
Assistant: We steer clear of these crazies. We cannot have these beasts roaming the galaxy. We might even consider putting up a fence…
American World View?
Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the US, one might start wondering if this is how they think:
Misreading
“The White Bros”?
(Oh, ok “The White HOUSE”…)
Ohne Drive
OneDrive
in German:
Ohne Drive…
Fun fact: When I tried to crop the image in Photoshop… it crashed… of course it did… 🤦
One-Star Review
“Everybody in this book was failed people. They all had all these extreme problems, and whatever they tried to do, they failed over and over again. Except for the villain. He always managed to do what he wanted. Totally believable. NOT! All people in this story were dysfunctional incompetents and failed idiots! Steer clear!”
/Mary Sue
Unsuitable for Consulting
Customer: The system doesn’t handle virus infected files well.
Consultant: We’ll fix it with a virus cleaning add-on.
Customer: You mean antivirus?
Consultant: Nah, we’ll remove the viruses!
Customer: Oh… what’s the estimate for that?
Consultant: I’ll obviously pick an open source antivirus program and add a few lines, it won’t take long.
Customer: Let me get back to you…
Five Stars
A: I just bought it. It’s working perfectly! I give it 5 stars.
B: I have a bridge to sell you…
Header image: By Suiseiseki – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link, Altered
Trump is a “Tölp”
Trump is what we in Sweden call a “Tölp”. So are most members of his … regime.
“Tölp” translates to: fool, oaf, dolt, boor, jerk, boob, lout, idiot, chump, klutz, twit, clod, clown, booby, bumpkin, slob, blunderer, clot.
Words in bold are from a printed dictionary. It also adds yokel and clodhopper…
Maybe each “prominent” member of the regime can get their very own word… though I fear most words will have to be shared among several people because, boy, “Tölparna” (Tölp plural definitive) are coming out of the wood works…
Want to know how “tölp” is pronounced? Here you go:
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