I can pause Dropbox syncing, but how do I do fast forward?
What will you find at the end of a twirling rainbow? Hopefully a response from a tired Mac… running Microsoft Word…
A good lawyer can take the law, bend it into a hula hoop ring and rock* it.
* It may look like that lawyer is “air fucking” that hula-hoop-shaped law, but that’s not at all how it’s supposed to be interpreted…
The question we’re all asking: will we get Brexit or Break-Shit?
Hard-boiled, shoot-em’-first action bores me. The hero always gets away with some version of Deus Ex Machine Gun.
I find the technical evolution of monitor screens and TVs depressing…
Where’s my Touch Screen-wallpaper?!
If I suddenly started hearing voices, I’d ask them to tell me something I didn’t already know… Who knows, what secrets I might uncover?
A: I’m starting a drug empire to sell mouth water.
B: But mouth water isn’t a drug…
A: Well… I might sell other stuff as well, like diapers and bananas and I’ll use all the drug empire methods… part from all the killing, of course.
B: Right. A supermarket then?
We have decided to take the climate to court for unprofessional conduct. If there was such a huge problem, why haven’t the climate said something before?
A: She seems indifferent, what’s up with that?
B: Maybe you should give her a daisical.
A: A what?
B: Yep, she lacks one.
A: Whaaat? Lacks a… Ha-ha… maybe I should PUN-ch your nose?
B: Chmy nose?
INT. EMERGENCY ROOM