Why “set to stun” will never happen in reality:
“Shut up mom!”
Zaaap-kabooom!
“Oh! Shit! I thought it was set to stun…”
Posts on recreation, photography, film, and TV.
Why “set to stun” will never happen in reality:
“Shut up mom!”
Zaaap-kabooom!
“Oh! Shit! I thought it was set to stun…”
While creating RPG player characters:
“In fact, I’m double-handed in reality, so for realism, I should get that one for free…”
“Sure, and for realism, you should also get minus 2 on strength and dexterity…”
“Um… let’s not create a character based on reality…?”
“Let’s not…”
Sports commentator 1: He’s from a completely different universe when it comes to soccer.
Sports commentator 2: Yeah, and he’s made of energy and he eats gravitation.
Sports commentator 1: But he plays soccer like no one else.
Unexpected consequences of falling asleep while listening to music:
Since I was, in fact, “sleep listening” to “Bad Blood” I have to assume I liked “that bad, bad blood” but since I was dreaming I can’t be sure…
RPG Holiday Generator:
Thinking about the pragmatic side of film making:
Paris
A: The street has been closed to traffic because Jean Reno is going to throw a chair off that building.
B: I don’t care. I can jump out of the way.
Stockholm
A: The street has been closed to traffic because Stellan Skarsgård is going to throw a chair off that building.
B: Is that really safe?! Do you have permission to do that?!
Los Angeles
A: The street has been closed to traffic because Brad Pitt is going to throw a chair off that building.
B: Ooooh! Will he autograph it first?
Although the actual location is in fact Budapest. Oops! I hope they closed the street for traffic before Brad Pitt threw that chair off that building… 😀
Watching medical dramas when tired can have the strangest results:
So, I just watched “Ant-Man and the Wasp” and it seems, nowadays every Avengers movie ends with th-anus dust-up…
You know, vectorizing a photograph in Photoshop, that’s like really easy, right? Just press the “Vectorize” button and you’re good to go.
Well. No.
Next time you feel you pay over prices for design, play this movie.
If you bought IT for the same number of hours it would cost you from $1200 and upwards, depending on where you bought it.
Oh, and if you want to do it yourself, here’s a link:
http://www.melissaevans.com/tutorials/vector-art-with-photoshop
Game of Thrones: like musical chairs, but with thrones… and much more blood!