Grownups are always talking about how the children will save the world. The only reason children don’t question that they are pinning their hopes on someone that isn’t even allowed to vote is likely because they are children… and possibly one or two among them are shrewd enough to realize that if they just nod in agreement, once they grow up they can pull the same fast one with their own children and then live their lives as they see fit with no regards to the future…
Category Archives: Politics and Society
Articles about society, people, and politics.
Mutually Assisted Suicide
The world’s nuclear powers keep each other in check by something called mutually assisted suicide…
Human Rights and the Speed of Light
The value of a human life is like the speed of light.
- It is always constant, regardless of the circumstances. And just like the universe bends to the effects of the constant speed of light, society should bend to the effects of the constant value of a human life.
- Just like the speed of light is the highest value for speed, the value of a human life should be the highest value.
We don’t like your opinions
Your facts are opinions and we don’t like your opinions…
Giraffes don’t have fins
Why mankind is going to hell via internet:
A: This is a picture of a fish, it clearly have fins!
B: Giraffes don’t have fins!
A: It’s a picture of a fish!
B: What’s fishes got to do with anything?
A: They have fins.
B: Giraffes don’t.
A: We’re talking about fish.
B: Giraffes don’t have fins!
A: Right Giraffes don’t have fins.
B: See, I’m right…
A: Yes with regards to giraffes…
B: …fishes don’t have fins.
A: I give up.
B: I’m so cool! I’m so right! I’m so hot! I’m so bright! I’m so yeah oh yeah!
Wry Grins Kill People
A: But don’t you need a gun, though, if you want to shoot someone?
B: No. Not at all. You can shoot them a wry grin. See, you can shoot someone without a gun. In fact, guns don’t kill people… people kill people…
A: With wry grins?
B: Ehhh…exactly…
Shoot Your Gun laws
“I’m a bit reluctant to visit American states with these… um… what are they called? Shoot your gun laws?”
“Stand your ground laws?”
“Yeah… those…”
Voting
If you have to explain why every adult citizen in a democracy must be allowed to vote, you’re having serious problems with your democracy!
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123 Handmaid
Step 1: Ban abortions
Step 2: Ban contraceptives
Step 3:
And then I’m not even commenting on what’s going to happen to USA’s already abysmal maternal mortality rate… (Oh yeah, American women die during birth more often than women in any other developed country! Abortion bans will not help…)
Did you really vote for this?
Filibuster Machine
I’m creating a filibuster machine. It consists of a printout of a life-size image of Amy Acker I had lying on my hard drive (no further comments!) and an mp3-player…
Talkwards 