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Tag Archives: Post Truth
Wry Grins Kill People
A: But don’t you need a gun, though, if you want to shoot someone?
B: No. Not at all. You can shoot them a wry grin. See, you can shoot someone without a gun. In fact, guns don’t kill people… people kill people…
A: With wry grins?
B: Ehhh…exactly…
Post-Truth and Death
Post-Truther: Death sucks! It should be banned!
Second Post-Truther: When the hell is the politicians going to get their shit together and ban death? I mean, seriously?!
Third Post-Truther: I didn’t know politicians could ban death! Wow!
Fouth Post-Truther: WTF?! You can ban death and no one’s doing it? What the fuck is wrong with you politicians!?!
Fifth Post-Truther: You will see my revenge comes next election!
This isn’t how I remember it, it must have happened in a parallel universe…
This isn’t how I remember it. Obviously, I’m from a parallel universe where what I remember is true and now I’ve moved to this one where it isn’t. That must be it! Yay for me and my perfect memory!
Pompeo Promises ‘A Smooth Transition To A Second Trump Administration’ : Live Updates: Presidential Transition : NPR
“There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration,” Pompeo said during a briefing Tuesday. “All right? We’re ready.”
“Post truth” now becomes “Post election”?
I think I’m right, therefore I am
Descartes:
I think, therefore I am
I think, therefore I am
Post truther:
I think I’m right, therefore I am
I think I’m right, therefore I am
Fruit Sallad in the Post Truth World
You can’t discuss apples with a post-truther without also having a discussion about pears, oranges, and bananas…
Post-Truth Discussions
Post-Truther (after someone posted a link to an article about a convicted murderer smiling contemptuously and giving the camera the finger): This guy must die violently!
Me: It’s easy to talk about the death penalty in these situations. I once had a friend that was a strong supporter of the death penalty. Then the father of her kids committed murder. And she totally changed opinion…
Post-Truther: Bullshit!
Me: What part of what I just wrote do you think is bullshit? That I know someone that changed their opinion when it got personal? Do we know each other?
Post-Truther: What if it were your child that got robbed? I can’t understand how you can write what you’re writing!
Me: …
Post Truth
“I can still see your hand in the cookie jar!”
“No, you can’t! That is not a cookie jar, and this is not a hand… and besides, it’s not my hand anyway… And how about your hand! I swear I saw it in this exact cookie jar last night!”
“No, you can’t! That is not a cookie jar, and this is not a hand… and besides, it’s not my hand anyway… And how about your hand! I swear I saw it in this exact cookie jar last night!”
Talkwards 