If I was as dumb as Diane Black I’d retort that it’s probably more likely abstinence was a root cause for school shootings… but I’m not, so I’m just going to point out that the wankers that perform school shootings would probably have stayed at home and wanked, had they not gotten their hands (don’t think about where they have been) on guns.
“Be wary of quotes on the Internet.”
– Abraham Lincoln
“As far as I know everybody up here is fully behind you.”
“With daggers in hand.”
/Colony, Season 1, Episode 9
“OK. If there’s a safe word in Yoga, I’d like to know, because at this point I’d like to say it… Aaaaarghhh!”
/NCIS Los Angeles, Season 7, Episode 7
When chemists die, they barium.
“At the end of the day, I’m not the president of the United States.”
Right… Or actually; WRONG!
“I’m going to see a lake about a fish…”
– I was just making a joke…
– No, you didn’t… you tried making a joke.
Jokes about German sausage is the wurst.