“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer”
Bullshit!
If you stop calling your enemies your life will quickly become less dramatic and you can do funnier stuff than having enemies all over the place.
Or another way of saying it:
– Aren’t you supposed to keep your enemies close?
– Whomever said that cannot have had many enemies…
People that claim they are using facts to argue their side usually don’t understand that facts almost never exist alone in the head of a person – they are almost always accompanied by an interpretation. So, the argument is not about facts, but about interpretations of facts. And those come in as many flavors as there are people there to interpret.
The following is a list of system maturity levels:
Linguistic irony: when someone tries to correct your grammar and spells it “grammer”!
– Neighbors, can’t live with them, can’t blow them up…
– Why not?
– Because they live next doors, how would you like it if someone set off a bomb where you lived?
– He is a chest nut!
– A chestnut?
– Yes, he always go for the chick with the biggest boobs.
Superman: I have a kilty smother!
Batman: Why? You! *Growl*
2 hours of Crash! Bang! Bom! KA-POOOW! Ouch! F*ck! Grrrowl!
Batman: Sorry! I thought you said, “I have killed his mother!”
Superman: My mother’s name is Martha…
Batman: Cool! Mine too!
Superman: Well, Errr…. my adoptive mother…
Batman: Grrrrowl!
Superman: But hey, let’s hang?
Batman: Ummm… OK!
Martha: Dinneeeee-eeeeer time!
Superman: Mom’s calling…
Batman: That’s my mom!
Superman: It’s not!
Batman: Is too!
Or, as the NerdNewsNetwork pointed out… why is this movie longer than 5 seconds (and why is the script longer than 69 words?):
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
http://people.csail.mit.edu/jaffer/Color/ is a page about different types of computer generated color schemes. There is also a page with Color Name Dictionaries. Great tools for creating applications or web pages using colors that look good together and/or are distinct enough for tag-colors and the same.
Here are a few suggestions that doesn’t require the Fermi Paradox to be true, or, for that matter, the theory that we’re the only intelligent or living creatures out there (The Fermi Paradox is in short; since we haven’t heard from any aliens, they’re all dead):
Talkwards 