Linguistic irony: when someone tries to correct your grammar and spells it “grammer”!
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Neighbors
– Neighbors, can’t live with them, can’t blow them up…
– Why not?
– Because they live next doors, how would you like it if someone set off a bomb where you lived?
Header image from Pixabay
Chest nut
– He is a chest nut!
– A chestnut?
– Yes, he always go for the chick with the biggest boobs.
Batman vs Superman in 69 words or less
Superman: I have a kilty smother!
Batman: Why? You! *Growl*
2 hours of Crash! Bang! Bom! KA-POOOW! Ouch! F*ck! Grrrowl!
Batman: Sorry! I thought you said, “I have killed his mother!”
Superman: My mother’s name is Martha…
Batman: Cool! Mine too!
Superman: Well, Errr…. my adoptive mother…
Batman: Grrrrowl!
Superman: But hey, let’s hang?
Batman: Ummm… OK!
Martha: Dinneeeee-eeeeer time!
Superman: Mom’s calling…
Batman: That’s my mom!
Superman: It’s not!
Batman: Is too!
Or, as the NerdNewsNetwork pointed out… why is this movie longer than 5 seconds (and why is the script longer than 69 words?):
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
Mind like a computer
He’s got a mind like a computer, unfortunately it’s a Commodore 64.
/NCIS Los Angeles, season 7, episode 1
This stays between us…
This stays between us, I promise! However, since we live in opposite sides of town…
Almost doesn’t work
The basic strategy of software engineering seems to be to create something that almost doesn’t work.
(Which still trumps the hell out of something that almost works…)
Broad-minded
Wherever we went, it never took long before he was flirting with some girl. He was broad-minded in more than one sense.
Highlander with a cold
Star Wars is Highlander with a cold: There can be obi one…
Talkwards 