PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Blow the whistle
It’s one thing to want to blow the whistle. It’s a completely different thing to want to blow it up…
Where did the fly go?
It just occurred to me; someone once said, people swallow on average 15 flies per year.
Now, I seem to recall instances where there was an annoying fly in the evening that had magically disappeared in the morning…
Trying to make a joke
– I was just making a joke…
– No, you didn’t… you tried making a joke.
/NCIS
Who are these people?
Inco G. Nito and S. T. Ranger walks into a bar. In a corner sits An on Y. Mous.
– Seriously? Who are these people?
– No clue…
The End of Existence!
– According to my prophetic vision, today is the day existence ends!
– Oh! Exalted Leader! How long do we have left?
– Since the destruction of existence begins at the edge of the universe and travels inwards I’d say 50 billion years, give or take… Hey! Where’s everybody going?
Image shows an artist’s impression of a supernova and associated gamma-ray burst by European Southern Observatory
Original thought
Original thought: Oh, the marvels of modern technology! It’s really a super fit for original people like me! I have one of my super original thoughts, I put it on my blog and only minutes later I can literally find hundreds, even thousands of people who have embraced it! Wow! Technology!
PDD
A to B: Good morning!
B: Drop dead!
A: What!?
C: He suffers from Personality Displacement Disorder today…
When God uninstalls Linux
When God uninstalls Linux, the Devil installs Windows…
Hair Color
Complicated answers to simple questions.
– What’s your hair color?
– In what light and against what background?
– Ehhh…
Talkwards 