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Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Blaming other people
It’s actually not my fault that I’m blaming other people.
The End Justifies the Means
I always thought the end justified the means, but now that I am at the end, it means nothing…
They told me I had type A blood
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
Banana control
Neither the gun nor the banana has a will of their own, and still… I bet you’d save more lives with gun control than with banana control…
In 2015 the number of deaths due to gun violence (in the USA) was 13 468 (gunviolencearchive.org) while the death toll for food poisoning is only around 3 000 deaths (CDC). So, gun control is lagging way behind the banana control…
Image: By Robert Couse-Baker, CC by 2.0, Link (cropped)
Phantom pain
The worst thing about being a ghost? Phantom pain in the whole body!
Hot story
Oh yeah! My story is so hot the air is shivering around the letters… No wait! That’s my screen failing! Aaaarrgghh!
Macaroni package over VPN
My VPN makes Google serve pages in german. The other day I realized the macaroni package in my cupboard had german writing… for half a second I wanted to cuss my VPN…
(Time to leave the house and take a walk IRL… Oh, and yes, I think that’s in fact dutch…)
Going to see a lake
“I’m going to see a lake about a fish…”
/Killjoys
Killthemall
Killthemall
“Why the hell did you bomb the mall?”
“Well, you said, ‘kill the mall…'”
“I said, ‘kill them all!‘”
“Oh, eh… well…” Motions for the mall-carnage on TV. “Ta-da…”
“You missed some…”
“Why the hell did you bomb the mall?”
“Well, you said, ‘kill the mall…'”
“I said, ‘kill them all!‘”
“Oh, eh… well…” Motions for the mall-carnage on TV. “Ta-da…”
“You missed some…”
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