How the name John came into existence…

Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…

The King: JOOOOHN!

Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…

The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!

Courtier 1: Your majesty…

The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!

Courtier 1 is dispatched of.

Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…

The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!

Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!