I need a muse! Amuse me!
Asides
Sherlock-Mode
When clearing up a mess*, rather than thinking you’re a cleaner having to clean up someone else’s shit, think that you are Sherlock Holmes trying to solve a mystery.
* In my case this is mostly about programming… it can also be problems I caused when writing (but then I’m only blaming someone else when it was a character’s fault… 🙂 )
Morgan Freeway
Morgan Freeman… or as the people with non-PC opinions they need to get shared likes to call him:Â Morgan Freeway.
P.s. No, I’m willing to bet he never said a single one of the above statements! D.s.
Try to swim
My average support session:
Me: Help! I’m drowning.
Support: Hey! Sad to hear that. Have you tried to swim?
Leaving a Mark on this World
It seems virtually all human behavior centers on leaving a mark on this world. Those marks then belong in one of three categories; scorch marks, love bites or screaming, pooping babies.
Destine
Scotlands most secret clan: Clan Destine…
Prejudiced brain
I may, at times come off as an asshole, but that’s just my brain being prejudiced…
Dropbox Syncing
I can pause Dropbox syncing, but how do I do fast forward?
At the end of a twirling rainbow
What will you find at the end of a twirling rainbow? Hopefully a response from a tired Mac… running Microsoft Word…
Hula Hoop Ring
A good lawyer can take the law, bend it into a hula hoop ring and rock* it.
* It may look like that lawyer is “air fucking” that hula-hoop-shaped law, but that’s not at all how it’s supposed to be interpreted…
Talkwards 