– Have you noticed many TV-shows are trying to revive the 80ies?
– Yeah. Have you noticed many politicians are trying to revive the 30ies?
Update: Apparently, it’s not only the politicians that are trying to reinvent the 30ies. They do it while beeing cheered on by the “voters.”
Tip to frequent flyers:
You may have flown with this aircraft a hundred—perhaps a thousand—times but I know for a fact that you have not been in an accident with it that many times…
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
I’m sure Donald Trump is doing his very best… that’s why I sincerely hope he won’t become the next American president.
Prosecutor: So, you never heard the defendant say he was planning the murder?
Prosecutor: As far as you know?
Witness: I also know things I don’t know…
Witness: It’s my super power… of course it’s as far as I know… Captain Obvious!
How the name John came into existence…
Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…
The King: JOOOOHN!
Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…
The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!
Courtier 1: Your majesty…
The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Courtier 1 is dispatched of.
Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…
The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!
Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!
It’s called Justice, not “Just this…”
That’s why you need all the info before you go to trial…
In programming, there’s no escape from backslashes!!\!
It’s actually not my fault that I’m blaming other people.
I always thought the end justified the means, but now that I am at the end, it means nothing…