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I am become Darth, destroyer of worlds.
Tragic misreading: survival of the fattest…
Rule 1: There are no truths, except for rule 1.
One choice eliminates endless possibilities, that’s why choosing is so scary. As much as we’d like to postpone choices in order to keep our options open, abstaining from choosing is also making a choice, it’s usually a choice to give up control.
“Let’s deal with this like grown-ups…”
“Yeah? What do you suggest? Start a war, a genocide, or something?”
The right thing is not necessarily a good thing, sometimes it’s just the least bad alternative, and when you find yourself resorting to a lot of least bad alternatives you might want to stop and think about where your life is heading.
– What’s up with your hairdo?
– I had a Hair Crash…
Mankind’s age-old questions:
- Does life exist on Mars?
- Are they intelligent or not?
- Are they republicans or democrats?