Stay back! Or I will devastate you with my Nun-Tacos!
Asides
The Emperor’s New Clothes
Aspies: people that are unable to see the Emperor’s new clothes…
The Jogging Pill
I’m still waiting for someone to invent the jogging pill!
It will totally revolutionize public health!
Packaging and Idiots
I claim there’s a lot of packaging out there that’s been designed by idiots… however, I’m willing to accept if those idiots claim that the problem with the packaging is that it was opened by an idiot…
Winfoes
I had a slip on the keyboard and produced the following word:
Winfoes
Yep! My unconscious is definitely on my side of things…
A Walk in the Park
“This should be a walk in the park.”
“Indeed. Let’s see if it’s going to be an am or pm walk in the park…”
“Indeed. Let’s see if it’s going to be an am or pm walk in the park…”
People are Dying
Old and sick people are dying at this hospital! What the fuck are the politicians doing?
Because you do get 3 lives, right? With the option to buy more if you level high enough? Right?
I’m not saying the political discourse in society today is childish… only that it has a very puerile quality to it…
You Shouldn’t Have
A: Oh, you shouldn’t have…
B: No problem at all…
A: It is a problem… and that’s why you shouldn’t have…
Literally
I’m literally writing a book… Or, at least outlining it. Okay, so maybe it’s figuratively a book and literally an outline…
Denial of DOS Service
I need to install a denial of DOS service for my computer… how do I prevent Windows from being installed?
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