Dinner procedure:
- Open the refrigerator and ask “what’s for dinner?”
- Eat anything that doesn’t reply
- Avoid being eaten by those things that do reply…
Man created God in his image
Man created God in his image
Once we gained the ability to create and understand things created, we needed to explain all the things we had not created ourselves… we needed a creator… so we created one…
How do you make holy water?
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
Fifty Shades
Fifty Shades of Black: my sock drawer :S
Fifty Shades of Nay: that BDSM/porn thing that was released a few years ago…
Fifty Shades of Bacon: Oink Oink! :O
Sleepless
I am sleepless! Hear me roar!
Guns don’t kill people
Guns don’t kill people,
people kill people…
Sell more guns to the people!
Uh… Wait! What?!
Liberty Bell Cracked
Coitus ergo sum
Given theories like evolution and the like, I’d like to say the thing that makes me who I am is rather who had sex with who, than who was thinking or not… therefore:
Coitus ergo sum
(From latin, “I have sex, therefore I am”, a bastardization – I love those! – of “Cognito ergo sum”, also latin, “I think, therefore I am”)
Not to mention that this is, in my humble opinion, a more honest reflection of the human condition. I mean, who stands around thinking when they could be having sex? 😛
Tried yoga
I tried yoga, but I just don’t bend that way…
Ice Cold Gazpacho
Their Gazpacho-so-called-“soup” was ice cold! Crap restaurant!
Talkwards 