Given theories like evolution and the like, I’d like to say the thing that makes me who I am is rather who had sex with who, than who was thinking or not… therefore:

Coitus ergo sum

(From latin, “I have sex, therefore I am”,  a bastardization – I love those! – of “Cognito ergo sum”, also latin, “I think, therefore I am”)

Not to mention that this is, in my humble opinion, a more honest reflection of the human condition. I mean, who stands around thinking when they could be having sex? 😛

I tried yoga, but I just don’t bend that way…

Their Gazpacho-so-called-“soup” was ice cold! Crap restaurant!

If only the obvious truth had been obvious from the start, it would have been obvious all the time and things would not have been so complicated.

Peace out, man! I’m gonna major in Astropuh… Astropffischish… Astrofish…whatever and study the Big Bong Theory! Yeah! Man! I am!