“Let’s deal with this like grown-ups…”
“Yeah? What do you suggest? Start a war, a genocide, or something?”
The right thing
The right thing is not necessarily a good thing, sometimes it’s just the least bad alternative, and when you find yourself resorting to a lot of least bad alternatives you might want to stop and think about where your life is heading.
IP Address Location
www.whereisip.net – tool for locating the address (as in physical street adress) of an IP-number.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Genius
Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
Genius hits a target no one else can see.
/Arthur Schopenhauer
Captain Blackbeard
OS X El Capitan: Feels a bit like I’ve invited Captain Blackbeard on my merchant vessel. What could possibly go wrong?
Love or something…
– I have never loved anybody… but I do like you…
– Um…
Windows was unable to connect to Internet
Windows was unable to connect to Internet… Do you wish to open the online troubleshooter?
Quack!
Not being a fanatic
One defeats the fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself.
/George Orwell
Hair Crash
– What’s up with your hairdo?
– I had a Hair Crash…
Talkwards 