Witch doctor arrested for possession with the intent to possess.
Safe Word in Yoga
“OK. If there’s a safe word in Yoga, I’d like to know, because at this point I’d like to say it… Aaaaarghhh!”
/NCIS Los Angeles, Season 7, Episode 7
Trump U Live Demonstration of Capitalism
If you feel that Trump University didn’t deliver what it promised, you missed the point totally: It was a very well performed live demonstration of how a rich capitalist can get richer…
Now go forth and imitate: con, steal, lie and cheat! If it’s good for you, it’s good for your country… I promise!
When chemists die
When chemists die, they barium.
I have a type
– How come you never go on dates?
– I have a type…
– A type?
– A typewriter…
Defining moments
Defining/scary moments in life:
- The first time you realize mom and dad don’t have all the answers.
- The first time you realize your doctor doesn’t have all the answers.
- The first time you realize there are questions that have no answers.
Will this ever fucking end?
– Will this ever fucking end?
– It’s called life, and it always ends.
Shortest path to idiocy
Unwillingness to understand must be one of the shortest paths to idiocy…
Positive thinking
Positive thinking: One good thing about a nuclear war is that perishable goods would most likely have their due dates pushed several weeks into the “future.”
Retro is the new black
– Have you noticed many TV-shows are trying to revive the 80ies?
– Yeah. Have you noticed many politicians are trying to revive the 30ies?
Update: Apparently, it’s not only the politicians that are trying to reinvent the 30ies. They do it while beeing cheered on by the “voters.”
