Customer: So, when I got Windows I had no clue it would require a footwear budget…
Support: A what?!
Customer: Yeah, it says so here… it needs new shoes.
Support: I am fairly certain Windows does not require shoes…
Customer: In fact, you’re right… It asks for boots.
Support: OK. Can you read the message from Windows for me?
Customer: In order to finish this installation, please reboot.
Category Archives: Talk
Talk about politics, society, science, computers, internet, psychology, and philosophy.
Fruity fisssshesssss!!!!
Now, they say fish is good for you… right? 😛
By Eli the Bearded – Own work by uploader. http://www.flickr.com/photos/elithebearded/2967354314/, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
Lawsuit
– You look snazzy! Where are you going?
– Jury duty… I have my lawsuit on…
– Eh, that’s not exactly the meaning…
Kinds of “kinds”
Dividing people into different kinds may seem like an exercise in meaninglessness, but it says a lot about the person trying to do the dividing. In particular the different kinds of “kinds” taken into consideration.
How big is your imagination?
– How big is your imagination?
– It’s Fanta-sized…
Fucking potatoes
– And I’d like a bloody stake…
– Do you want some fucking potatoes with that?
– Hmmm… actually… let’s do ordinary potatoes, and save the fucking for desert, OK?
Aquapella
Aquapella: Singing in the Shower!
Human problemsolving
Human problem solving:
- We use logic,
- however, if we can’t use logic, we use emotions,
- and, if we can’t use emotions, we use violence,
- and, if we can’t use violence, we convince ourselves violence is wrong… Which takes us back to step 1.
It doesn’t matter if the burning of fossil fuels causes climate change
The debate about climate change is running hot (no pun intended) through most political avenues. You may support the notion that it is caused by humans, or you may not. In fact, you may even question that climate change is a thing. But are we debating the right thing? Or are we missing the forest for all the trees?
Continue reading It doesn’t matter if the burning of fossil fuels causes climate change
Cliff Hangar
– Where do we store the suspenseful scene endings?
– In the cliff hangar…
