“Why don’t you sell 90-packs of Bokuto?”
“What?!”
“Haven’t you heard of Kill-Bill-Kata? I need 90 Bokuto!”
Category Archives: Talk
Talk about politics, society, science, computers, internet, psychology, and philosophy.
How to laugh at you own jokes.
How do you go about laughing at your own jokes?
Easy. Get a blog. Type the jokes as posts. Schedule the posts a year from now, or ten. Wait and enjoy!
Piiiiles of Candy!
I’m half expecting a candy loving duck to come swimming through these piles! HALF expecting…
Header image by Elisa Azzali – Candies, CC BY 2.0, Link
Fight to live another day
– You’re considered cruel and unusual, Sire!
– But why? I always let them fight to live another day!
– They’d rather it was the other way around…
Human nature
It’s human nature to use human nature as an excuse for bad behavior.
What’s the username?
Colleague: What’s the root password?
Me *tells him the password*
Colleague: So, what’s the username?
Me: …
Featured image by Scott Schiller (Flickr: Master lock, “r00t” password) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
Energizer Bunny arrested
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
POWER
– What program did you use to design this logo?
– PowerPoint?
– But why?
– Because… POWER!
Croak n’ Roll
Croak n’ Roll – funeral music for the new millennium.
The pint of no return
I have reached the pint of no return!
God save the Keg!
Title image by Bjørn Erik Pedersen – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
