Now, they say fish is good for you… right? 😛
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Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Lawsuit
– You look snazzy! Where are you going?
– Jury duty… I have my lawsuit on…
– Eh, that’s not exactly the meaning…
How big is your imagination?
– How big is your imagination?
– It’s Fanta-sized…
Fucking potatoes
– And I’d like a bloody stake…
– Do you want some fucking potatoes with that?
– Hmmm… actually… let’s do ordinary potatoes, and save the fucking for desert, OK?
Aquapella
Aquapella: Singing in the Shower!
Human problemsolving
Human problem solving:
- We use logic,
- however, if we can’t use logic, we use emotions,
- and, if we can’t use emotions, we use violence,
- and, if we can’t use violence, we convince ourselves violence is wrong… Which takes us back to step 1.
Cliff Hangar
– Where do we store the suspenseful scene endings?
– In the cliff hangar…
Trump on the ground
That’s very nice. I would probably have gone more like:
Trump on the ground,
Jump jump jump jump…
But I guess I’m risking pissing off every American psycho out there so I guess I shouldn’t have… :O
Cow-How
You need cow-how to succeed as a livestock farmer!
Prolonged suffering
– Have a fruit…
– What the hell? You bastard! Are you trying to prolong my suffering with healthiness and shit?
Talkwards 