I have reached the pint of no return!
God save the Keg!
Title image by Bjørn Erik Pedersen – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Footware budget
Customer: So, when I got Windows I had no clue it would require a footwear budget…
Support: A what?!
Customer: Yeah, it says so here… it needs new shoes.
Support: I am fairly certain Windows does not require shoes…
Customer: In fact, you’re right… It asks for boots.
Support: OK. Can you read the message from Windows for me?
Customer: In order to finish this installation, please reboot.
Fruity fisssshesssss!!!!
Now, they say fish is good for you… right? 😛
By Eli the Bearded – Own work by uploader. http://www.flickr.com/photos/elithebearded/2967354314/, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link
Lawsuit
– You look snazzy! Where are you going?
– Jury duty… I have my lawsuit on…
– Eh, that’s not exactly the meaning…
How big is your imagination?
– How big is your imagination?
– It’s Fanta-sized…
Fucking potatoes
– And I’d like a bloody stake…
– Do you want some fucking potatoes with that?
– Hmmm… actually… let’s do ordinary potatoes, and save the fucking for desert, OK?
Aquapella
Aquapella: Singing in the Shower!
Human problemsolving
Human problem solving:
- We use logic,
- however, if we can’t use logic, we use emotions,
- and, if we can’t use emotions, we use violence,
- and, if we can’t use violence, we convince ourselves violence is wrong… Which takes us back to step 1.
Cliff Hangar
– Where do we store the suspenseful scene endings?
– In the cliff hangar…
Trump on the ground
That’s very nice. I would probably have gone more like:
Trump on the ground,
Jump jump jump jump…
But I guess I’m risking pissing off every American psycho out there so I guess I shouldn’t have… :O
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