I don’t get what Bon Jovi is whining about! A lot of people are living on the prairie…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Clive Barker
They probably shouldn’t have named the dog Clive Barker… but then again, who would’ve guessed dogs understand English?
Upper case numbers
Computer people are joking about users asking about upper case numbers…
Lower case: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Upper case: = ! " # € % & / ( )
Seriously? I don’t understand what all the fuss is about!
There’s also:
Alt case: © @ £ $ ∞ § { [ ] }
But that one’s a bit more OS/Language dependent…
Header image courtesy of Pixabay.
Errors and Warnings
AI Nanny: The children have been transported to the daycare center. There were 0 errors and 0 warnings.
Owner: What? Errors and warnings? What did you do?!
No Collusion
There was no collusion… only some friendly cooperation and a lot of mutual back-scratching…
Mission Vision
If I ever decide to become a clothes designer my mission vision will be fashion passion…
Gin & Catatonic
Hey barkeep! Can I have a Gin & Catatonic, please?
Microsoft Usability Digging Bar
When working with Microsoft Software (I’ve been at it for over ten years) you get the feeling their usability statement goes something like this:
Even users with a digging bar thrust through their heads should be able to use our software… which, incidentally is also what it feels like to use our software, so we feel we kind of killed two flies with the same digging bar… hehe…
Been pissed…
A: I’ve been pissed with you for several months! Why haven’t you done something?
B: I didn’t know you’ve been pissed with me for several months… why haven’t you said something?
A: …
B: …
Riddle: Burning Pasta
A kettle with spaghetti is standing on top of a stove.The spaghetti are burning at the top end.
Assuming everyone in this kitchen has behaved normally, as far as they can determine. What is the logical explanation for this?
Update: So, after staring at the silent audience for 48 hours, I blink… The wrong hotplate has been turned on, the one the pasta is leaning over when standing in the pot. After enough time the heat makes the pasta burn. In other words, don’t leave the kitchen while cooking pasta. In fact, don’t leave the kitchen while cooking. Period!
Talkwards 