Monica the Medium: I talk to dead people.
Me (thinking of Ducky in NCIS): Okay. Do they talk back?
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Sir Lance-a-lot
“He’s waving his lance around a lot…”
“Meet Sir Lance-a-lot…”
“Meet Sir Lance-a-lot…”
Living on the Prairie
I don’t get what Bon Jovi is whining about! A lot of people are living on the prairie…
Clive Barker
They probably shouldn’t have named the dog Clive Barker… but then again, who would’ve guessed dogs understand English?
Upper case numbers
Computer people are joking about users asking about upper case numbers…
Lower case: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Upper case: = ! " # € % & / ( )
Seriously? I don’t understand what all the fuss is about!
There’s also:
Alt case: © @ £ $ ∞ § { [ ] }
But that one’s a bit more OS/Language dependent…
Header image courtesy of Pixabay.
Errors and Warnings
AI Nanny: The children have been transported to the daycare center. There were 0 errors and 0 warnings.
Owner: What? Errors and warnings? What did you do?!
No Collusion
There was no collusion… only some friendly cooperation and a lot of mutual back-scratching…
Mission Vision
If I ever decide to become a clothes designer my mission vision will be fashion passion…
Gin & Catatonic
Hey barkeep! Can I have a Gin & Catatonic, please?
Microsoft Usability Digging Bar
When working with Microsoft Software (I’ve been at it for over ten years) you get the feeling their usability statement goes something like this:
Even users with a digging bar thrust through their heads should be able to use our software… which, incidentally is also what it feels like to use our software, so we feel we kind of killed two flies with the same digging bar… hehe…
Talkwards 