Category Archives: Humor

Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.

Game of Fuckin’ Thrones!

Some of the more engaged fans have made a pretty good interpretation of the Game of Thrones intro/theme…

It made me laugh!

On a more serious note… hurry enjoying this clip… it will most likely be removed by the people owning the Game of Thrones trademark (yeah, the ones that doesn’t understand the modern media culture and doesn’t appreciate how much of a boost these kind of “pranks” are to their trademark…)

Pure silence is added whenever possible.

Couldn’t help myself! I’m using some random text (Lorem Ipsum) in an application (I took a couple of sentences, split them up into words and randomized them into a new “text”), and I got curious about what would happen if I took my random text and run it through Google Translate. Here are some golden nuggets!

Love in the digital era?

To love short or long description, nor in the more powerful marriage with a sample in a data center.

Yep! Random generators and Google Translate are against copyrights:

Rights helping take your life.

How about this one for your door mat?

Welcome to here.

Letter of complaint?

Not just your products but you need a no mourning.

Ah, yeah, my GTD-aspirations in a nutshell:

Sometimes you make your list, but more than dwell.

Is this about relations?

Want this torture to make your life but no more singles in itself.

Above the entrance to your local university?

More members of the street unless you just read here.

Is this what AI will bring us?:

You bowel is a download box.

Beware of the Intel Core teens?

Read more here by the Intel Core teens, as at the price of the month. Your wish is for none. Read more in pain. Click for more. Wishes to you for they do not want that by the disease.

Be original!

More What’s New in your reply.

Give me a raise – I need a new car!

This is my base vehicles, need some price Employment.

Um, intermarriage?

We here in the free right of intermarriage.

Yeah, I hear this one when I’m tired or talking to someone that pretends to know what they’re talking about…:

Administrator ligula viverra viverra this some more.

Why write tons of books about requirements specification when all you need is:

System Requirements silence, the author of a comment.

But well, who pays your bills?

Client Forms live element.

Pure silence:

More more more more more more pure silence is added whenever possible.

Shakespearian lust?

My hunger for my lion, nor life at your sauce and your region.

First you’re young and full of ideas, then you start working for the man…

Employment class you need in your life here, pure torture to your bow before the process and initiatives.

Something for the diet book?

Who the menu is more to love, but sometimes more change to hate.

Um… deep and poetic… I think…

Shoes, your wishes to be this way.

I hate it when that “no happier more” arrives!

This no happier more, is here.

A whiff of the good old days?

Marriage to accept and silently.

Aging sucks?

Dwell in old age, and the author of various torture.

Freedom!… to compare products…

As before by no more you make your home the trophy for freedom is just. Compare Products.

The School of Life goes online…

T​he shores of life pain Elementary School is now online.

Those pesky customers…:

Customer Care Center for just more hatred.

Abstain, or at least use protection!

Loves the bed, enabling a sample now, you know the author of your disease started with more initiatives.

Hmmm …

By way of our, Blockquote: disease free.

The suffering poet:

Paragraphs break my pain.

 

 

Humans

Humans are in fact not that different to other species. We make a little bit more complex sounds and our territorial behavior is a bit more involved, but to say we’re the crown of creation is rather self-involved. The most that can be said about mankind’s standing in the family of species is that we’re the black sheep, or the obnoxious kid sibling everybody has to put up with, or mom and pop will give them a hairy eyeball.

Balking Talkwards

I woke up this morning after having gotten about 5 hours of sleep, however, I’ve snoozed wildly for about two hours so I was in fact in real trouble. Crawling to the edge of the bed and forcing my legs over the side I happened to look at the clock which simply confirmed my creeping suspicions: I was late beyond repair and then some.

I fell back on the bed on my back moaning. Just as I realized I was on my back, and with no snoozed clock at that the thought popped up in my head: “This will bad endly…” (No that’s not a translation or anything, I’ve been known to have my mind invaded by English from time to time.)

Which brings me to the topic of this post: Talking backwards, or as the proper phrase would be, Balking Tackwards (in forgiving circumstances it can be paraphrased to: Balking Talkwards… if that is indeed the purpose of the backtalking…)

Basically what you do is swapping consonants, nouns, vowels or even whole words. If there’s only one of them just switch its place. Don’t let things like word limits stop you, you can take a word like unseemly and turn it into suneemly as easily… Here are a few examples, I am sure you can come up with tons of more!

  • Bad endly, bend adly — end badly
  • Stackbabbing hassole, Ass-stabbing Backhole — Backstabbing asshole
  • Earl Startly, Tart Searly — Start early
  • Heal a voter icicle — Steal a motor vehicle (no this isn’t really talking backwards… or is it? And I can’t see it entering gangsta rap any time soon either :o)
  • Weighing a Stake — Are you having a problem weighing a stake…? I usually have a problem falling asleep. (Staying awake.)

Even though the baby-talk factor is pretty high, the purpose, if an exercise like this one needs a purpose, is to have fun until something like balking talkwards, or badding endly comes up.

One warning however. Don’t do this if your are over 65. They might come and take you to the doctor and/or home if you talk like this… (I’m looking forward to it myself…)

Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

You may have heard of the Large Hadron Collider or perhaps concerns about its safety, and if not you may still have come across this funny web page to test if it has destroyed the world yet.

Check the source for the last one as well, there are a few laughs. Their test to see if the world has ended is:

if (!(typeof worldHasEnded == "undefined")) {
    document.write("YUP.");
} else {
    document.write("NOPE.");
}

If the undefined variable worldHasEnded is not “undefined” then there’s some really spooky stuff going on… like the end of the world… otherwise we’re all safe and sound. In the same spirit I’m offering a test for world destruction for Java (and possibly C++ and other object oriented languages as well):

System.out.print("Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet? ");
if (this == null) {
    System.out.println("Yes!");
}
else {
    System.out.println("Nope");
}

Is the object running this test not existing any more… then risk is neither is the rest of the world…

Of course, we’ll have to wait until sometime in the end of October or beginning of November before they actually start colliding protons… and then perhaps the world will end…