It’s not called a cyclone of scorpions… it’s called a cyclone of cyclopses… obviously…
There’s also a storm of swords and a hail of Mary’s…
And of course, a handful of troubles…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Writer’s block or revolting characters?
Tweet from the police’s external command in Södermalm (south of Stockholm):
Translation: Upset cries from apartment worried neighbors. Turned out the person was writing a book and was strongly influenced by the content
My question: was it due to writer’s block or was the characters revolting?
Header image: Attributed to the Nekyia Painter – Marie-Lan Nguyen (2011), CC BY 2.5, Link
Free as in Freaky Integrity Violations
It turns out social media is free as in freaky integrity violations.
Mouse Curser
Mouse Curser: You damned rat bastard mouse of a bitch!
Upgrading to Mojave
Upgrading to Mojave: Mac is much better than Windows! Because you get a nice rainbow with the Mac! %-)
You are mistaken
“I’m sorry, you are mistaken.”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
Ivanka Trump: personal email account was used for government business – CNNPolitics
Ivanka Trump last year used a personal email account to discuss or relay official White House business, according to emails released by a nonpartisan watchdog group.
— Läs på edition.cnn.com/2018/11/19/politics/ivanka-trump-personal-email-account/index.html
Yeah! Lock her up! Lock her up!
Off Course
“We’re lost!”
“Off course we are!”
“Off course we are!”
Constipated detective…
“I’m writing a story about a constipated detective…”
“No shit, Sherlock!”
“No shit, Sherlock!”
Poolice! Pooleze!
“Did you just pee in the pool?”
“Call the Poolice!”
“Pooleze!”
“Call the Poolice!”
“Pooleze!”
Talkwards 