In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…
“My name is Harry Ballen, and I am the fattest man alive…”
No wait, I think I got the syllables mixed up!
Homeland: Depressed Spy Porn
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Shut up, I’ve patented language!
I mean, have you ever met a person you would like to eat? Okay part from the fact that it’s cannibalistic and totally wrong… I’d say most people drink, smoke, or just plain eat wrong.
If I was a vampire, I’d go depressed if I only had people’s blood to suck.
But then again, I know a vampire is supposed to be all symbolic and not that pragmatic that they would only hunt on a health club…
See the similarities? I think the BoRG collective has arrived and become board members of Google!
Using vampires in the project eventually turned into a bloody mess. While they have a great deal of respect for the stakeholders they finally sucked anyway.