A: I’m starting a drug empire to sell mouth water.

B: But mouth water isn’t a drug…

A: Well… I might sell other stuff as well, like diapers and bananas and I’ll use all the drug empire methods… part from all the killing, of course.

B: Right. A supermarket then?

A: She seems indifferent, what’s up with that?

B: Maybe you should give her a daisical.

A: A what?

B: Yep, she lacks one.

A: Whaaat? Lacks a… Ha-ha… maybe I should PUN-ch your nose?

B: Chmy nose?

INT. EMERGENCY ROOM

…

A: Everyone is equal.

B: I know that.

A: I mean EVERYONE is equal.

B: Oh… you mean those guys over there as well? Ah… I guess they are as equal over there as we are over here… but I don’t see any reason for them to come over here and be equal.

A: It’s bizarre… Like a dog walking on two legs…

B: Ok?

A: …wearing a tuxedo and a monocle.

B: Yeah, that’s bizarre… tuxedo and monocle…

I think an Avenger moved into my house.

Here’s what the hinges on the door looked like after he tried to open it. Now it won’t close properly:

And he tried to do laundry, but that caused even worse problems:

The hinges on the hatch are broken clean off. (Some kind of aversion to hinges?!)

It isn’t easy when you’re super strong… I guess…