“What did one ocean do to the other? It waved…”
“I sea what you did there…”
“Are you shore?”
“You really are trying to hit rock bottom, aren’t you?”
“I try to wet my appetite for this kind of jokes…”
“Have you tried drowning yourself?”
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Morgan Freeway
Morgan Freeman… or as the people with non-PC opinions they need to get shared likes to call him: Morgan Freeway.
P.s. No, I’m willing to bet he never said a single one of the above statements! D.s.
Try to swim
My average support session:
Me: Help! I’m drowning.
Support: Hey! Sad to hear that. Have you tried to swim?
Leaving a Mark on this World
It seems virtually all human behavior centers on leaving a mark on this world. Those marks then belong in one of three categories; scorch marks, love bites or screaming, pooping babies.
Destine
Scotlands most secret clan: Clan Destine…
Prejudiced brain
I may, at times come off as an asshole, but that’s just my brain being prejudiced…
Dropbox Syncing
I can pause Dropbox syncing, but how do I do fast forward?
At the end of a twirling rainbow
What will you find at the end of a twirling rainbow? Hopefully a response from a tired Mac… running Microsoft Word…
Hula Hoop Ring
A good lawyer can take the law, bend it into a hula hoop ring and rock* it.
* It may look like that lawyer is “air fucking” that hula-hoop-shaped law, but that’s not at all how it’s supposed to be interpreted…
Break-Shit?
The question we’re all asking: will we get Brexit or Break-Shit?
Talkwards 