“I only tried to rrent those movies,” said the file sharer in court.
But nope, he still went to jail. Everybody knows you can’t rent movies anymore. You get 26 accounts on 26 out of 28 online video sites to see the newest and latest movies. And don’t forget the USA-VPN!
No, wait! If you’re not in the US, your money is illegal … hah!
Sir Veillance, the only knight left in the court.
In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…
“My name is Harry Ballen, and I am the fattest man alive…”
No wait, I think I got the syllables mixed up!
Homeland: Depressed Spy Porn
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Shut up, I’ve patented language!
I mean, have you ever met a person you would like to eat? Okay part from the fact that it’s cannibalistic and totally wrong… I’d say most people drink, smoke, or just plain eat wrong.
If I was a vampire, I’d go depressed if I only had people’s blood to suck.
But then again, I know a vampire is supposed to be all symbolic and not that pragmatic that they would only hunt on a health club…
See the similarities? I think the BoRG collective has arrived and become board members of Google!