My average support session:
Me: Help! I’m drowning.
Support: Hey! Sad to hear that. Have you tried to swim?
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
Leaving a Mark on this World
It seems virtually all human behavior centers on leaving a mark on this world. Those marks then belong in one of three categories; scorch marks, love bites or screaming, pooping babies.
Destine
Scotlands most secret clan: Clan Destine…
Prejudiced brain
I may, at times come off as an asshole, but that’s just my brain being prejudiced…
Dropbox Syncing
I can pause Dropbox syncing, but how do I do fast forward?
At the end of a twirling rainbow
What will you find at the end of a twirling rainbow? Hopefully a response from a tired Mac… running Microsoft Word…
Hula Hoop Ring
A good lawyer can take the law, bend it into a hula hoop ring and rock* it.
* It may look like that lawyer is “air fucking” that hula-hoop-shaped law, but that’s not at all how it’s supposed to be interpreted…
Break-Shit?
The question we’re all asking: will we get Brexit or Break-Shit?
Deus Ex Machine Gun
Hard-boiled, shoot-em’-first action bores me. The hero always gets away with some version of Deus Ex Machine Gun.
Touch Screen-wallpaper
I find the technical evolution of monitor screens and TVs depressing…
Where’s my Touch Screen-wallpaper?!
Talkwards 