Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
A: The Behemoth Class Battlecruiser is fueled by the heart of a small star, deep within the Colossus Reaction Chamber.
B: I see. So, is this star as massive as Jupiter?
A: It’s only the heart of the star…
B: So less massive than Jupiter?
A: Obviously!
B: So why isn’t Jupiter a small star?
A: It’s only the heart of the star…
B: So a blob of gas and stone then?
A: You’re not understanding at all!
B: According to astrophysics…
A has a narcoleptic seizure.
I bet you’re thinking Yoda is a Sith Lord, right?
Because Obi-Wan Kenobi said so? The same Obi-Wan that trained Anakin Skywalker? The same Anakin Skywalker that turned into Darth Wader?
Just because they have a lightsaber doesn’t make them all-knowing and wise…
There are two major approaches to dealing with continuous exposure to foreign cultures: Either you isolate yourself until that pesky foreign culture tires and go somewhere else or you integrate that culture until one plus one equals another one.
There are many ideas and theories about integration and perhaps very few good clean facts and answers, I actually don’t know…
…but I do know this; you can always ask any North Korean about isolationism…
…if they even understand that’s an issue in their country…
…and if you’re even able to contact them…
…yeah, you probably can’t ask a North Korean…
Mankind is doomed!
My jokes can be graded on a scale between incomprehensible and painful, with harmless as a forgiving middle point.
“Hey, what happened? Did you fall into the lake?”
“I hate my parents…”
“Why?”
“Make a wish my boyfriend said, and when I did he threw me into a well…”
“That’s horrible! But how is it your parent’s fault…?”
“I know I shouldn’t date idiots, but still… if they hadn’t named me Penny…”
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