Hello,

I’ve spent several days trying to email you about the situation, but every email quickly filled up with expletives, insults, and four-letter-words.

So, I tried to write an email about trying to write an email but that email also became riddled with offensive language pretty quick.

So, in short, the situation is fuuuu…. god damn it! Fuck!

I mean, seriously? How the fuck do you shitholes even manage to draw breath? An amoeba would have IQ 500 compared to what you have! Fucking Jesus would recommend compulsory slaughter if he saw you… I am sure he’s making the case to have you asswipes forever removed from existence in this very moment! FUCK!

Well… fuck that mail too… I probably shouldn’t try to call either… Maybe use a singing telegram service? Where are messengers when you need them?