How About that Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil?

How about that mathematical proof that women are evil? It goes like this:

Women require time and money… (And I have the black eye to prove that’s all that’s needed… oh yeah… moving on…)

women = time \cdot money

Time is money (I’m just not able to find a bank where I can deposit my time, or even less get interest rate on it…)

time = money


women = money \cdot money = money^2

Money is the root of all evil (which actually is pretty nice to money… after all, 4 money only gives 2 evil … or maybe that’s just to say evil is expensive?)

money = \sqrt{evil}

Which means that…

women = (\sqrt{evil})^2

Which then obviously means…

women = evil



I bet you’re the kind of person that didn’t pay attention in math class?

An example:

2^2 = 4

(-2)^2 = 4


\sqrt{4} = \pm 2

Which means that in reality …

women = \pm evil

Women are evil… or not evil… which we kind of already knew without all this math.


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