# How About that Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil?

How about that mathematical proof that women are evil? It goes like this:

Women require time and money… (And I have the black eye to prove that’s all that’s needed… oh yeah… moving on…)

$women = time \cdot money$

Time is money (I’m just not able to find a bank where I can deposit my time, or even less get interest rate on it…)

$time = money$

So…

$women = money \cdot money = money^2$

Money is the root of all evil (which actually is pretty nice to money… after all, 4 money only gives 2 evil … or maybe that’s just to say evil is expensive?)

$money = \sqrt{evil}$

Which means that…

$women = (\sqrt{evil})^2$

Which then obviously means…

$women = evil$

Right?

Wrong!

I bet you’re the kind of person that didn’t pay attention in math class?

An example:

$2^2 = 4$

$(-2)^2 = 4$

So…

$\sqrt{4} = \pm 2$

Which means that in reality …

$women = \pm evil$

Women are evil… or not evil… which we kind of already knew without all this math.

Hah!

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