He’s the kind of person that would bring a gun to a knife fight and a pizzeria to a bar fight…
Category Archives: Humor
Well fun stuff (I hope), programming humor, word puns, etc.
There was once a young lady, quite bright
There was once a young lady, quite bright
who could travel much faster than light
she departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night
Anonymous (+ some artistic freedoms…)
Lascaux Cave
Every new neighbor has drilled in the concrete wall adjacent to my living room. I imagine it’s a virtual Lascaux Cave in that place by now.
Rainy days with ice cream
Judge: Since this is a rainy day you’re looking at life in prison, son. Bring me ice cream and we might slap a possibility of parole on it…
Helen Back
Helen Back walks into a bar.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
“You look like you could need a drink,” says the bartender.
She gives him a tired glare.
If you don’t like what I write
If you don’t like what I write, you can take comfort in the fact that I don’t like what you think.
Ancestry
I am of 3/4 Swedish and 1/4 unknown ancestry… however, being a Homo Sapiens I also claim African descent…
I am also curious as to why all actor profiles on IMDB speaks of people’s ancestry… It’s almost worth trying to get into some movie as an extra just to be able to put the above in my own profile… Can you have a profile as a moviegoer? I mean, IMDB is falling apart anyway…
Protect and Serve
I asked the police for condoms. They threatened to arrest me. So much for “Protect and Serve”!
Fool O’Clock
When things started to spin out of control we had to concede it was probably fool o’clock in the morning and time to call it a day.
Challenge
“I’m sorry. I can’t be your boyfriend. I’m rude and I’m a challenge to anyone, and you’re already challenged enough…”
Talkwards 