“At the end of the day, I’m not the president of the United States.”
/Designated Survivor
Right… Or actually; WRONG!
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How the name John came into existence…
How the name John came into existence…
Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…
The King: JOOOOHN!
Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…
The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!
Courtier 1: Your majesty…
The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Courtier 1 is dispatched of.
Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…
The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!
Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!
Not Just This
It’s called Justice, not “Just this…”
That’s why you need all the info before you go to trial…
Who’s really, really, really homebrewing?
As a former Linux user, I’m getting really, really, really burnt by homebrew.
My big fallacy is that I was used to having the package manager handle everything for me.
Brew doesn’t do that. Oh my, it certainly does not!
No escape
In programming, there’s no escape from backslashes!!\!
Blaming other people
It’s actually not my fault that I’m blaming other people.
The End Justifies the Means
I always thought the end justified the means, but now that I am at the end, it means nothing…
They told me I had type A blood
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
Banana control
Neither the gun nor the banana has a will of their own, and still… I bet you’d save more lives with gun control than with banana control…
In 2015 the number of deaths due to gun violence (in the USA) was 13 468 (gunviolencearchive.org) while the death toll for food poisoning is only around 3 000 deaths (CDC). So, gun control is lagging way behind the banana control…
Image: By Robert Couse-Baker, CC by 2.0, Link (cropped)
Phantom pain
The worst thing about being a ghost? Phantom pain in the whole body!
Talkwards 