The worst thing about being a ghost? Phantom pain in the whole body!
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Hot story
Oh yeah! My story is so hot the air is shivering around the letters… No wait! That’s my screen failing! Aaaarrgghh!
Macaroni package over VPN
My VPN makes Google serve pages in german. The other day I realized the macaroni package in my cupboard had german writing… for half a second I wanted to cuss my VPN…
(Time to leave the house and take a walk IRL… Oh, and yes, I think that’s in fact dutch…)
Going to see a lake
“I’m going to see a lake about a fish…”
/Killjoys
Killthemall
Killthemall
“Why the hell did you bomb the mall?”
“Well, you said, ‘kill the mall…'”
“I said, ‘kill them all!‘”
“Oh, eh… well…” Motions for the mall-carnage on TV. “Ta-da…”
“You missed some…”
“Why the hell did you bomb the mall?”
“Well, you said, ‘kill the mall…'”
“I said, ‘kill them all!‘”
“Oh, eh… well…” Motions for the mall-carnage on TV. “Ta-da…”
“You missed some…”
Filed under: Humor?
PMS jokes aren’t funny.
PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
Blow the whistle
It’s one thing to want to blow the whistle. It’s a completely different thing to want to blow it up…
Facts without interpretation
Facts without interpretation is like meat without cooking; a bloody mess….
Where did the fly go?
It just occurred to me; someone once said, people swallow on average 15 flies per year.
Now, I seem to recall instances where there was an annoying fly in the evening that had magically disappeared in the morning…
Trying to make a joke
– I was just making a joke…
– No, you didn’t… you tried making a joke.
/NCIS
Talkwards 