My VPN makes Google serve pages in german. The other day I realized the macaroni package in my cupboard had german writing… for half a second I wanted to cuss my VPN…
(Time to leave the house and take a walk IRL… Oh, and yes, I think that’s in fact dutch…)
“I’m going to see a lake about a fish…”
/Killjoys
Filed under: Humor?
PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
It’s one thing to want to blow the whistle. It’s a completely different thing to want to blow it up…
Facts without interpretation is like meat without cooking; a bloody mess….
It just occurred to me; someone once said, people swallow on average 15 flies per year.
Now, I seem to recall instances where there was an annoying fly in the evening that had magically disappeared in the morning…
– I was just making a joke…
– No, you didn’t… you tried making a joke.
/NCIS
Inco G. Nito and S. T. Ranger walks into a bar. In a corner sits An on Y. Mous.
– Seriously? Who are these people?
– No clue…
– According to my prophetic vision, today is the day existence ends!
– Oh! Exalted Leader! How long do we have left?
– Since the destruction of existence begins at the edge of the universe and travels inwards I’d say 50 billion years, give or take… Hey! Where’s everybody going?
Talkwards 