How the name John came into existence…
Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…
The King: JOOOOHN!
Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…
The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!
Courtier 1: Your majesty…
The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Courtier 1 is dispatched of.
Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…
The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!
Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!
It’s called Justice, not “Just this…”
That’s why you need all the info before you go to trial…
As a former Linux user, I’m getting really, really, really burnt by homebrew.
My big fallacy is that I was used to having the package manager handle everything for me.
Brew doesn’t do that. Oh my, it certainly does not!
In programming, there’s no escape from backslashes!!\!
It’s actually not my fault that I’m blaming other people.
I always thought the end justified the means, but now that I am at the end, it means nothing…
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
Neither the gun nor the banana has a will of their own, and still… I bet you’d save more lives with gun control than with banana control…
In 2015 the number of deaths due to gun violence (in the USA) was 13 468 (gunviolencearchive.org) while the death toll for food poisoning is only around 3 000 deaths (CDC). So, gun control is lagging way behind the banana control…
Image: By Robert Couse-Baker, CC by 2.0, Link (cropped)
The worst thing about being a ghost? Phantom pain in the whole body!
Oh yeah! My story is so hot the air is shivering around the letters… No wait! That’s my screen failing! Aaaarrgghh!
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