– Have you noticed many TV-shows are trying to revive the 80ies?
– Yeah. Have you noticed many politicians are trying to revive the 30ies?
Update: Apparently, it’s not only the politicians that are trying to reinvent the 30ies. They do it while beeing cheered on by the “voters.”
Tip to frequent flyers:
You may have flown with this aircraft a hundred—perhaps a thousand—times but I know for a fact that you have not been in an accident with it that many times…
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
I’m sure Donald Trump is doing his very best… that’s why I sincerely hope he won’t become the next American president.
Prosecutor: So, you never heard the defendant say he was planning the murder?
Prosecutor: As far as you know?
Witness: I also know things I don’t know…
Witness: It’s my super power… of course it’s as far as I know… Captain Obvious!
“At the end of the day, I’m not the president of the United States.”
Right… Or actually; WRONG!
How the name John came into existence…
Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…
The King: JOOOOHN!
Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…
The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!
Courtier 1: Your majesty…
The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Courtier 1 is dispatched of.
Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…
The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!
Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!