The latest version of Ubuntu is a killer OS. I nearly had a heart attack when I installed it and saw the changes!
Heterosexual man: So, who’s the male in the relationship?
Lesbian woman: Eh, the whole point is that there is no male in the relationship…
If you want to free the world of extremists, don’t take extreme measures…
In 1492 native Americans discovered Columbus…
Shut up, I’ve patented language!
What’s good for your nerves may not always be good for your results, and vice verse.
An officer of the law that breaks the law is more dangerous than a criminal.
Croakaine – the drug and the effect in one word!
Enemy combatant, a military ethnic slur for a person of Arabic or middle eastern descent.