I don’t over think things! At least I don’t think I do… Do I over think things? Crap! I have to sort my thoughts on this…
Asides
Therein lies the rub…ber duck
How not to throw the baby out with the bathwater… therein lies the rub…ber duck…
Couldn’t fly to the moon on a teaspoon
IT-customer shocked; Couldn’t fly to the moon on a teaspoon…
Closed Source, Open Source
In the choice between closed source and open source, my choice will always be working source…
Mandi Belle
Her name is Mandi Belle and she bites…
Java(Script) Gripe
Java(Script) Gripe: Ham is to Hamster what Java is to JavaScript!
Threats and coercion
Right, you’re threatening me with your lawyer in order to coerce me into doing things your way… If only threats and coercion were illegal…
A TNT
“There’s a huge crater where your house used to be!”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
“I know! I tried to install a TNT. Now I’ve realized it’s spelled AT&T…”
The Tragic Human Condition
The tragedy of the human condition is that if someone’s shit is better than everybody else’s shit, suddenly their shit is the best…
Baldly Moving On
Things got hairy, and we had a close shave. Now we’re baldly moving on…