I don’t get what Bon Jovi is whining about! A lot of people are living on the prairie…
Asides
No Collusion
There was no collusion… only some friendly cooperation and a lot of mutual back-scratching…
Mission Vision
If I ever decide to become a clothes designer my mission vision will be fashion passion…
Unexplainable-unexplained
As a scientifically inclined person, I prefer the term “unexplained” to “unexplainable.”
Gin & Catatonic
Hey barkeep! Can I have a Gin & Catatonic, please?
Been pissed…
A: I’ve been pissed with you for several months! Why haven’t you done something?
B: I didn’t know you’ve been pissed with me for several months… why haven’t you said something?
A: …
B: …
Riddle: Burning Pasta
A kettle with spaghetti is standing on top of a stove.The spaghetti are burning at the top end.
Assuming everyone in this kitchen has behaved normally, as far as they can determine. What is the logical explanation for this?
Update: So, after staring at the silent audience for 48 hours, I blink… The wrong hotplate has been turned on, the one the pasta is leaning over when standing in the pot. After enough time the heat makes the pasta burn. In other words, don’t leave the kitchen while cooking pasta. In fact, don’t leave the kitchen while cooking. Period!
Dry and Mighty
He mixed the best Martini, and he was all dry and mighty about it too…
Efficiency
“That seems inefficient…”
“Not if you’re paid by the hour…”
“Not if you’re paid by the hour…”
Aint my First Rodeo
“Can you please slow down a bit?”
“Don’t worry, this aint my first rodeo!”
“The fact that the car ride feels like a rodeo should tell you something…”
“Don’t worry, this aint my first rodeo!”
“The fact that the car ride feels like a rodeo should tell you something…”
Talkwards 