Living in a world with nukes is like allowing some of the guys to bring their plugged-in toaster into the pool; as long as they don’t drop it, everyone is safe…
Asides
Shoe tossing
“Why are people tossing shoes?”
“Because they’ve grown tired of waiting for the other shoe to drop…”
“But won’t they both drop eventually?”
“Not if you have a vigilant Estate and Traffic Administration…”
Header image by Nick Wiebe – Own work, CC BY 2.5, Link
Th-Anus Dust-Up
So, I just watched “Ant-Man and the Wasp” and it seems, nowadays every Avengers movie ends with th-anus dust-up…
US to Europe
In some senses, the relationship between the United States and Europe is like that of a child’s relationship to a senile, racist, drunken parent that has to be saved from themselves over and over.
Limited edition
I may not be perfect but I am a limited edition.
Totally Insane User Interaction
I got a TotallyInsaneUserInteractionMicrosoftWillNeverTalkToYouAgainError…
What do I do?
(No, the joke isn’t the “totally insanely” long error name…)
The polar ice is melting
“The polar ice is melting!”
“Can I still have ice in my drinks?”
“Uh, sure…”
“So, what’s the problem?”
“Can I still have ice in my drinks?”
“Uh, sure…”
“So, what’s the problem?”
Header image by George Hodan, CC0, Link
Free as in Freaky Integrity Violations
It turns out social media is free as in freaky integrity violations.
Mouse Curser
Mouse Curser: You damned rat bastard mouse of a bitch!
You are mistaken
“I’m sorry, you are mistaken.”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
“No, not at all… I’m just not Elvis…”
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